A Death to Remember/YMMV
- Acceptable Targets: Southerners. Jasper is frequently referred to as "The Redneck."
- Crowning Moment of Funny: "THEY FUCKING WERE MADE OF SHEEPSHIT!"
- "WHAT THE BLOODY.. ow."
- "...like a booming boomerang."
- Pyrite. Just... Pyrite.
- "WHAT THE BLOODY.. ow."