Cluster F-Bomb/Fan Works
Examples of Cluster F-Bombs in Fan Works include:
- Two words: My Immortal. So much that there's even a drinking game for it.
- When you're five pages into a Harry Potter fic and the main character Snape has already made casual use of more than half a dozen swear words without so much as raising his blood pressure, take it as a sign that the author doesn't connect with the original characterization of Snape at all. Somewhere in that writer's brain is this iron-clad idea that swearing is so natural that only pansies can talk casually for five minutes without the use of swear words, and as Snape is not a pansy, obviously the correct characterization would make an HBO executive blush.
- Obviously, this'll apply to any cool or badass character who doesn't swear in the original material. Never mind that a key factor of the coolest badasses may be that they don't need to swear to keep up their image.
- Elder. Swear.
- "What the fuck? You torture my fucking boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? God you are so fucked up you fucking bastard."
- Used quite frequently throughout the fic, and lampshaded in this dramatic reading.
- My Immortal even renames a character "Fuck".
- I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC second season Happy Hour has the Green Goblin drop one in the 4th episode after the Joker hits his crush, Harley Quinn:
Green Goblin: You son of a * BLEEP* ! I'm gonna * 16 glorious seconds of BLEEEEEEP* up Richard Gere's ass! |
- When Yami is tricked into going out with Téa in Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, he lets out a rant that is almost entirely composed of Sound Effect Bleeps.
- "And then you'll have to BLEEP sideways!"
- Naruto the Abridged Series has a shorter outburst by Sasuke when his scene is cut off for the third time that episode.
- The third episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged has a flashback to the time Joseph "kamikaze'd an immortal god into an active volcano", which consists entirely of him screaming "fuck" whilst being inundated with piranhas and octopi... in a biplane.
- In Twilight Valley, pretty much everyone utters at least one profanity. The most outrageous would have to be:
"You bastard! How dare you call me stupid!?" - said by Littlefoot |
- A Death To Remember has an f-bomb practically every other line.
- The Mass Effect Self Insert Mass Vexations has a protagonist who likes to swear a lot. He doesn't really go to town until he survives Virmire, though. Or until Wrex makes him lose The Game.
- His Wham! Line uses three f-bombs in the course of the same sentence.
Art: You don't fucking understand! I knew she was going to fucking die since I fucking arrived on the fucking Citadel! |
- Vegita lets loose a volley of profanity that is beeped out by Jeice's scouter in Ep 19 of Dragon Ball Abridged, though at the end of the episode it's revealed to be a tame outburst with not a single F-Bomb.
- The Golem in chapter eight and nine of The Exigence swear far more than any other characters.
- Magica Madoka Veneficus Puella. Everyone (Madoka excluded) swears. This includes KyuBey's replacement.
- All of the four in With Strings Attached use “fuck,” but John uses it more frequently than the others, and when he's pissed every other word, seemingly, is the F-bomb.
- In Naruto Veangance Revelaitons, this happens very often, especially in the author's notes.
Sakura:"NO HE IS FUCKING NOT U TAKE THAT FUCKING BACK U FUCKING CORPSEFUCKER!11!" |
- Sidonis in Mass Effect: Interregnum loooves him some cursing, in stark contrast to Garrus.
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