Comedic Sociopathy/Quotes
"Mwahahaha... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems mean..."
—Barney, How I Met Your Mother
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"How much humor can we milk out of psychotic behavior? Find out this fall! Only on Marvel/DC! |
"It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's frickin' hilarious!"
—T-shirt slogan
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"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy- that's funny."
—Bender, Futurama
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Richard III is Shakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets listed as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In Richard III, a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for any of them. |
Dwarf: By Moradin's beard! Why do only our homes and children burn?! |
"Whenever someone gets run over, I giggle. Does that make me a bad person?"
—Anon
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Gary: Right now you are down and out, |
Eddie, matter of factly: You know, it's funny. They say that television encourages violence. But I'm smashing his face in, and we haven't got one!
—Eddie Hitler, Bottom
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Comedy is death, HATREDY. / Step before the spotlight, / Laughter is your death-right / Crash and burn in horror |