Crazy Awesome/Quotes
Some may never live, but the crazy never die. |
Thief: Huh. This is pretty cool. |
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fuelled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will only catch a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth. —Tycho, Penny Arcade
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There's this guy we know got himself some power by doing something crazy - we're just waiting to see what he does next. —Dayakka, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, on Kamina
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Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That's how Team Gurren rolls! —The man of indomitable spirit and masculinity, The mighty Kamina!, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
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I've codified the five different types of pillow fights: |
Pillow versus pillow equals crazy awesome - that's a real pillow fight right there. You see two pillows fighting, you know something's going down. They're designed for relaxation. If they're fighting, what hope do we have? —Demetri Martin on Pillow Fights
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Jondar: Is he sane, this "Doctor"? |
Valerie Brannigan: (The Doctor)'s completely insane! —Doctor Who: "Gridlock"
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There's something you better understand about me because it's important, and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box! —The Doctor, Doctor Who
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"I just materialised out of thin air in one of your cafes as a result of an argument with a ghost of my great-grandfather. No sooner had I got there than my former self, the one that operated on my brain, popped into my head and said go see Zarniwoop. I have never heard of the cat. That is all I know.” —Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire. —Dan McNinja, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
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Abner: Are you seriously thinking we should go back - into a hostile town full of armed soldiers - to rescue a girl from a madboy's fortress? |
Otacon: I always suspected there was a little something crazy about you, Snake. But hearing that story...Now I know it. You're nuts! Single-handedly taking out a tank? That's crazy! You're insane! |
A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said. |
There was only one sure thing I knew when starting HS. That was that this thing would go batshit insane in ways I couldn't begin to imagine. In fact, it was practically the mission statement. —Andrew Hussie, author of MS Paint Adventures' Homestuck
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