Duct Tape for Everything/Quotes
"Guns make you dumb. If at all possible, fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."
—Michael Westen, Burn Notice
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"I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape."
—Miles Straume, Lost
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"Duct Tape is like violence -- Doesn't work? Use more."
—Unknown
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"If you're whining over ANY problem that can be solved with less than a square inch of duct tape, you're spoiled. That's the rule."
—Bryan Lambert, You Are Dumb
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"Dang you're dim, stupid man. You totally fell for it and gave me the tape. I... Furudo Erika... have DUCT TAPE!!"
—Erika Furudo, Umineko no Naku Koro ni, "Episode 6: Dawn of the Golden Witch"
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"Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape..."
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"Every problem in the world can be fixed with one of two items. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40."
—Unknown
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"...and for that, I would recommend the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape."
—Red Green, The Red Green Show
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"Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the galaxy together."
—Anonymous
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"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."
—Walt Kowalski, Gran Torino
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"The usefulness of duct tape is limited only by a character’s imagination. Duct tape can support up to 200 pounds indefinitely, or up to 300 pounds for 1d6 rounds. Characters bound with duct tape must make a Strength or Escape Artist check (DC 20) to free themselves."
—D20 Modern rules on duct tape
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"Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything."
—Jamie Hyneman, "Duct Tape Island", MythBusters
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