Foe Yay/Quotes
Once this is over, we should really have angry sex.
—Bella to Dean, Supernatural
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If there's one thing I learned from you, Jack, it's to keep your friends close, and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing.
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The Doctor: I've been alone ever since...but not anymore. Don't you see, all we've got is each other! |
Batman: The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. |
The Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. |
Batman: All I've ever wanted to do is kill him. A day doesn't go by I don't think about subjecting him to every horrendous torture he's dealt out to others and them end him. |
I don't know whether to fuck you or fuck you up!
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But being a magic superhero that keeps chasing the same guy? It’s completely gay. And this is coming from a guy who voluntarily has sex with other men!
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The Dib? The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he is evil!
—Zim, Invader Zim
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Who's that there? You're security post? One-eye? Forget you, Vanderbeam, that's a guy I could learn to hate. I already hate him so much I'm gonna ask him to hate-marry me.
—Therin Zarde, Starslip
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I fell for you the moment that you pushed me —Phineas and Ferb, from the extended version of the song "Missing My Nemesis"
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HE'S MINE! HE ALWAYS HAS BEEN!
—Randy Orton on Kofi Kingston, WWE Raw December 7th 2009
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Super Ninja (holding what looks like a poster of Chuck Norris): I hate you, Chuck Norris! I hate you, hate you, hate you!! |
What, you just realized your hero was closer to you than anyone else? Come on. That's not a post-career discovery, that's Villainy 101!
—K, Antagonist
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I used to fuck guys like you in prison!
—Jimmy, Road House
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There's a strange exhiliration —Wicked, "What Is This Feeling?"
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I'll admit in the past I've fantasized about waking up with Will's head on the pillow next to me, except now I picture it attached to the rest of his body.
—Sue Sylevester, Glee
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Guys, not only is this monster destroying the city, he's coming onto us!
—Jason, Truncated Power Rangers
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Heatwave:Flash was creative. He'd have run circles around us, spinning away our oxygen —Batman the Brave And The Bold, "Requiem for a Scarlet Speedster!"
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Does it bother you... bother you at all, really... that Batman likes Catwoman better? (laughing) He'll never love you, sweetheart! You can keep screwing with his city, but he's never gonna take you to the prom!
—Lex Luthor to The Joker, Outsiders
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It is a little bit of a mini-tragedy that him and Magneto don't, you know, have sex and become married and become best friends.
—James McAvoy shares his thoughts on Charles / Erik
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Dr. Orpheus: Oh, it must be dreamy to have a costumed nemesis. Chasing you... wringing his gloved hands in concern of your every move... —The Venture Brothers, "Tag Sale - You're It!"
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You're mine. Don't even bother resisting; you'll only make it worse, and that could be painful.
—Megatron to Starscream, Transformers
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It should be noted that in troll language, the word for friend is exactly the same as the word for enemy.
—Andrew Hussie, Homestuck
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I wanna hear you scream —The Homestuck Fan Musicians, "Jack and the Black Queen"
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It is a curious subject of observation and inquiry, whether hatred and love be not the same thing at bottom. Each, in its utmost development, supposes a high degree of intimacy and heart-knowledge; each renders one individual dependent for the food of his affections and spiritual fife upon another: each leaves the passionate lover, or the no less passionate hater, forlorn and desolate by the withdrawal of his subject.
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Kakashi: So Naruto, you and Sasuke are bitter rivals. |
Rick: Oh, so you've been going through my Y-fronts have you, Vyvyan? I suppose you fancy me, is that it? |
Who will be your pretty little enemy? |
Could it be that you need me to keep you out, to run you faster —"Nemeses" by Jonathan Coulton
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You and I go back —"Then Again, Maybe Not" by Kirby Krackle
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I've often wondered what this moment would be like. Me... you tied up. It's a shame you brought the children.
—Nikola Tesla to Helen Magnus, Sanctuary
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I see you've found my trophy room, Dalton. The only thing missing... is your ass.
—Brad Wesley, Road House
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Then I shall answer you with unforgiving hate, and unrelenting love!
—Nyarlathotep, Demonbane
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Helen: Hate and love are not so very different things. Both are focused upon another. Both are intense. Both are passionate. |
The word "rival" is read as homo. It means getting along so well that people will misunderstand it as homo.
—Urabu Shizuru, Fujimura-kun Mates
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