Freudian Slip/Quotes

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two! One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis!
Ladder! I meant ladder!"

"My sexual fantasy is to make love to Sigmund Freud's fathe-mother!"

—Stewart Francis

"I think everybody remembers their first boner- BOWIE!"

—The Nostalgia Chick's first line in her Labyrinth review.

EB: was...

EB: was that another weird erotic slip of the tongue?

—John, Homestuck

GG: That wasn't even a Freudian slip.
GG: Doctor Freud just tripped over an errant phallus, tumbled down a flight of stairs, and broke his neck.

GG: And then his cigar exploded comically in his face.

—Jane, Homestuck