Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past/Funny
- In Chapter 5, Madam Pomfrey ranting to Harry after he fought the troll:
- In Chapter 15, Harry's thoughts dreading the possibility of the Malfoys gaining guardianship over him:
"If they give me to the Malfoys I'll just have to Avada Kedavra them on the spot and tell Madam Bones to pick again." |
- In Chapter 17, Ginny gets teased by Fred and George about Harry:
- Also in Chapter 17, Harry complements Nevile:
- Luna's Brutal Honesty about her attraction to Neville is made of this. For example, Luna doesn't understand aerial tag.
Luna: What if I want Neville to catch me? |
- In Chapter 21, Luna gets new wire-frame glasses:
- In Chapter 22, Nevile wants to help Pofessor Sprout with her mandrakes:
- In Chapter 25, during a Duelling Association session, Draco taunts Harry by calling McGonnagal an "old hag"... while she is right behind him.
- From Chapter 27, "This ponce is Voldemort?" What makes this even more hilarious is that it's Ron who says it.
- Also from Chapter 27, Luna reacting to Harry knowing how to speak Parseltongue:
"Luna looked as though she'd been told the house elves were serving roast beef for supper – mildly interested, but not really surprised." |
- After Harry warns his friends that they might not want to know some things about the future:
- Right as Draco is expelled from Hogwarts:
- In Chapter 31, after Harry's interview with Rita Skeeker:
Arthur: That woman was absolutely insatiable with all her questions. I mean, why should she even care if you wear boxers or briefs? You're thirteen years old! |
- From Chapter 34:
Hermione: What if you get struck by lightning? |
- From Chapter 38, Luna produces a Patronus...in the shape of a duck-billed platypus. When Ron congratulates her on having an imaginary animal for a Patronus, Hermione tells him that no, it's actually a real animal. He doesn't believe a word of it. Luna is completely straight faced, but Harry laughs so hard he almost passes out.
- In Chapter 44, after the first task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry explains to McGonagall how he'll sleep with the whole of Gryffindor Tower celebrating:
"Don't worry, I have silencing charms on my bed. Ron and Neville both snore." |
- Also in Chapter 44, Ginny reacting to Harry's bad mood after the private talk with Charlie:
"I think my brother needs a thorough hexing," she declared. |