Shinji and Warhammer40K/Funny
- 'If the boy is a Messiah, then that would makes Gendo Ikari...? Hell no.'
- "... actually, I would rather accept the boy being born of virgin birth than contemplate that someone as intelligent and attractive as Yui Ikari would even touch a slimeball like Gendo."
- "The Emperor's soap" springs immediately to mind. Perhaps surprisingly, these moments can occur even in the middle of pitched battles ("HALT! Hammerzeit!")
- In the first chapter, when Shinji attacks the guys who stole his Warboss model: "He's biting my toes! Oh god why is he biting my toes?" "The pain! I never knew there could be such pain!"
- "Emperor penguin?" "Wark!" "Hail!"
- The Dance of Capitalist Superiority, anyone?
- "No fair! the opposition has the advantage of Spear and Magic Helmet!"
- When you consider the fact that Shinji has taught an entire generation how to speak English ( like Orks. An entire generation of proper Japanese kids speaking English like Football hooligans!)
- In Chapter 41, the fact that one of the Mass-Production Evangelions is at one point described as having an "I has a sad" expression.
- Chapter 21: "... did you actually say 'Schwiiing!' as you turned your chair around"? Gendo merely entered into a profound silence.
- In Chapter 38: Half the chapter is spent detailing how one man heroically manages to take down a gigantic robotic dinosaur. The other Tyrant King?
Asuka Langley-Sohryu punted a nearby Tyrant King into the horizon. Though twice as large as a real Tyrannosaurus Rex, they were perfectly sized for kicking. |
- In the last few chapters, Kaworu's running internal monologue as he tries to figure out what Shinji is planning next, including such gems as this: 'What? He can't have run out of power yet.' The Evangelion remained on its feet, the glow in its eyes a steady bright orange. 'Oh, shi-. Am I standing on an N2 Mine?'
- And our beloved noncanon berserker... "FEEL THE -POWER- OF MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS, -BITCHES-!"
- The dialog with the Space Marine on the topic of chainswords.
- Despite being a Wham! Episode and something of a Darkest Hour the latest chapter is rife with them. Two words: Penguin. Laser.
Pen-Pen: Wak |
- "There were scale models of the Evangelions, pilot profiles, books, toys, and assorted merchandise. The Whack-A-Gendo game was (un)surprisingly popular."
- Shinji and Warhammer 40 K: Shinji meets Pen-Pen. "Emperor Penguin?" "Wark." Mutual salute. "HAIL!" "WARK!"
- The Emperor's soap. Shinji finding a chainsaw. Da Boyz and their behaviour in the presense of Da Boss. The Ship-to-Ship Combat between the students. Rei, Orky superhero ("Waaagh"). "Damn you Ikari!". The Eldar Farseer's... propositions. Kensuke's ever-growing devotion to the Machine Spirit. Ritsuko's ever-worsening hysteria as Shinji makes balloon animals out of physics. Being fired upon by fireworks. Like with Crowning Moments Of Awesome, Shinji and Warhammer 40 K merely requires a page to be picked at random.
- We can't forget the Farseer handing out Dope Slaps while the Marine moans about Leman Russ, "Gendo, you're an asshole!", and the Farseer and Warboss collaborating on a plan to kick Gendo in the teeth. This is in the first two chapter and prologue.