Zombie Apocalypse/Haiku
--Saltyavocado
-- DJ Marred
-The above by Tiscooler
Zombie standing there
Keep looking awesome *pause, turn*
Ignore tag team
Just keep on walking
Give a mighty roar *roar loud*
Bash some mooks out *bash*
Make the tag team scared
Eat some mook brains *with a fork*
Keep looking awesome
Get shot by tag team
Cue Body Horror *blood flies*
Head asplode, fall dead
--Saltyavocado
All they want to do
Is eat your sweet, yummy brains.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Brains brains brains brAIns BRAINS
BRaiNS BrAiNs BRaiNs brains BrainS bRAINs brains
Brains brains brains brains yum.
You can defeat them
By removing the head- or
Destroying the brain.
Round up your friends and
Stock up on ammo because
Corpses are hungry.
When one person dies
Another stands in their place
Their reek boils my blood
-- DJ Marred
Surrounded by ghouls
We cling to our guns and wait.
Max Brooks will save us.
Risen from their graves,
They wish to consume our flesh.
Classic horror plot.
Oh, my god, I
Think I have a zombie bite.
BRAINS NOM NOM NOM NOM
In the safety room,
We're all alone, in silence,
Loading our weapons.
We left the safe room,
The hordes surrounded our group,
Our island of pain.
On the ground I wait,
Hoping you'll come back for me.
The odds are quite slim.
-The above by Tiscooler
Once wrote a paper,
'Bout Zombie Apocalypse,
And I got an 'A'.
Corpses arise in
Numbers unprecedented--
To off the living