Animal House/Funny
- Animal House. "Assume the Position!" "Thank you sir! May I have another?" Made it even funnier when you see who plays the guy getting spanked.
- The food fight scene. Full stop.
- The whole cafeteria scene of Bluto tasting every dish the cafeteria has on display. You will never see a funnier Jell-O eating scene in your life...
- Almost anything dean wormer says.
It's about time someone put there foot down, and that foot... is me |
Frat boy: Delta house is already on probation, Sir. |
- And my personal favorite
- Dean Wormer's desire to see Delta House kicked off campus forever:
- Bluto, did you just chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels?
- How could you not mention the greatest Rousing Speech in all of film? The whole speech is epic, but especially this:
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over till WE say it's over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO! |
- Otter and Boon practice their golf swings.
Boon: I gotta work on my game. |
- And shortly before:
Boon (after watching Neidermeyer verbally abuse Flounder): A vicious mother, isn't he? |
- "Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"
- When they accidentally kill the horse. "HOLY SHIT!"
- With the following scene of Dean Wormer and the town's mayor matter-of-factly discussing the upcoming parade with the horse's legs sticking straight up on the opposite side of the room.
- It was the only time this Troper's dad relented to let his very young and impressionable sons watch an R-rated movie at that age. Just this scene, though. Once the chainsaw revved up, we got kicked out of the living room. I love you, Dad.
- "I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer..."
- "Face it Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer!"
- He did ask for it. "OUT WITH IT!"
- "Face it Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer!"
- The Delta Pledge and Delta Naming scene.
Bluto: Dorfman, I've given this a lot of thought. From now on, your Delta Tau name is... Flounder. |
- I gave my love... a cherry... that had no stone... Cue Guitar Smash.
- During the Misfit Mobilization Moment when the Deltas are transforming Fred's car into the Death Tank, Bluto measures the front window's width and length carefully with a tape measure... before he picks up a hammer and starts smashing it in.
- "Zero. . . point. . . zero"
- 'Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.'
- When they walk into the club. "We are going to die."
- "THANK YOU, GOD!"