Captain Obvious/Haiku

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This is a haiku.

That person is a person.

You are not yet dead.

This is the first line.

This is now the second line.

This is the third line.

These characters will
Make you say "No shit, Sherlock!"
with each line they speak.

This is a haiku

About a guy who always

Says what's obvious

Five-syllable line
Then seven more syllables
That's how to do it.

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