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* The greeting card a broken Tom writes after Summer leaves him: "Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you whore".
* Tom's blind date. Drunken karaoke singing is always hilarious, but Gordon-Levitt's especially good at it.
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'''Blind Date:''' ...Literally?
'''Tom:''' ...No, not literally, gross--ew, what's the matter with you? }}
* "Darling . . . I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom."
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'''Mackenzie:''' Yeah, maybe is was--was some sort of... hormonal thing.
'''Rachel:''' PMS?
'''Tom:''' What do you know about PMS?
'''Rachel:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|More than you, Tom.]] }}
* The very first thing that appears on the screen:
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Especially you, Jenny Beckham.
Bitch. }}
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