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{{quote| ''"I'm the top scorer on the varsity hockey team and I speak fluent Spanish, but chicks are my speciality. some might call me a [[The Slacker|slacker]]. personally, I think I'm just too free-spirited to tie myself down with things like jobs, or homework, or a committed relationship. gotta play the field, dude!"''}}

* [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair]]

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{{quote| ''"i'm a proud member of the Mall's Most Wanted list and i'm a man of few words, dude."''}}

* [[Verbal Tic]]

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{{quote| ''"I've been playing the guitar since the fourth grade, and some day I'll go big with my music. Actually, I've been told I'm the next [[Alanis Morissette]]. I'm not sure how I feel about that."''}}

* [[Straight Man]]

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{{quote| ''"I can't stand people who just follow the crowd. Some might call me "no-nonsense." I'd just call it a complete inability to put up with stupidity."''}}

* [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|You Gotta Have Purple Hair]]

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{{quote| ''"Sometimes I think I'm the only responsible person... on Earth. I love sport, and some day I'll be Olympic snowboarder. That is, if I can ever get out of the Penalty Box. But I don't think they could run the place without me, so I guess I'll be there forever. So... yeah."''}}

* [[Tomboy and Girly Girl]]: Tomboy to Caitlin's Girly Girl.

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{{quote| ''"I have a lot to offer: My talent with accessories, my "Best Mushy Girl Movies of All Time" DVD collection, my encyclopedic knowledge of all the different shades of pink nail polish... It's like, so unfair that I'm stuck making smoothies!!"''}}

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Coach Halder (voiced by Jamie Watson) is the owner of the "Penalty Box" sports utility shop and Jen's boss throughout the series. He is a tall muscular, retired football player. Much like Ron and Wayne, Coach Halder despises Jonesy, due to his constant messing around in his store. He runs the store with extremely strict rules, such as the usage of the literal "penalty box", an Ice Hockey penalty box in the store to which he sends his employees (and sometimes his customers) for a time out when they make an infraction in his store, depending on his rules. However, Halder is shown to love pranks and Halloween, and at several points his behavior is considered to be obnoxious by both his employees and others, including customers (on one occasion he scared his customers so badly that the paramedics were called in twice). Coach Halder is extremely strict with Jen, due to her being his only employee who didn't quit after the first year working for him. He constantly sends her to the penalty box for ridiculous reasons such as displaying affection or love during work hours.

* [[Jerk Jock]]

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Ron is the mall's security cop, whose appearance and mannerisms bear a striking similarity to Christopher Walken. He is one of the show's possible antagonists, being a major enemy to Jonesy and Jude, since he constantly tries to thwart their pranks and scams. Ron rules the mall with an iron fist by punishing teens hanging out or working in it for the most ridiculous actions. Despite his age and experience, Ron, ironically, doesn't know what a Fascist is. Ron has a severe hatred for teenagers, especially for the gang, considering them the "biggest threat to mall security in all history of threats to mall security". He hires Kai, then he fires him on "The New Guy." He is a Vietnam War Veteran (which brings his nationality into question, as Canada was not involved in that conflict) and is seen to have several sudden flashbacks of his days in the war in the least expected moments, something which has become a running gag throughout the series. He has codenames for each member of the gang: Caitlin being "Cupcake", Nikki being "Nose Ring", Wyatt being "Coffee Pot", Jen being "Gym Sock", Jude being "Hang Ten" and Jonesy being "Maverick". In turn, he is known by most people, notably the 6 main stars, as "Ron the Rent-a-Cop". Taking this all into consideration, he apparently suffers from posttraumatic stress disorder. However, despite his hatred for teens, Ron seems to share a bond or sort of friendship with Jude, since at one point during the show, both of them got hooked on a soap opera that they would watch together in Ron's office. Ironically enough, Jonesy, Jude and Wyatt discover in the episode "Life Slaver" that Ron used to be a rebellious troublemaker/prankster in the mall during the 70's.

* [[The Stoic]]

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Wayne (voiced by Adam Reid) is the manager (and later owner) of "Underground Video", a video rental store which specializes in independent films. First introduced in episode "Going Underground", Wayne is a sarcastic, cynical, sardonic, and pessimistic know-it-all who only befriends people whom he considers have knowledge of cinematography close to or equal to his own. Because of these standards, out of the gang, Wayne really only befriends Jude. Wayne hates Jonesy and everything that Jonesy likes (therefore capable of becoming a superhero), especially the film "Top M16" (a play on Top Gun). Jude and Wyatt found themselves working for Wayne in the episode "Going Underground" after Wyatt was fired from "Spin This" , while Jude's stand "Stick-It" was closed by the health inspector (see above for more information). Despite being short and overweight, Wayne is shown to be somewhat physically strong, since in episode "Dirty Work" he beats up Jonesy for stealing his fries, and in "Career Day", he dunks Wyatt and Jude in the pet store aquarium for ruining his "The 77th Samurai" limited edition tape. He is constantly heard listening to The Clash on his headphones. After years of watching movies, Wayne has gained the ability to somehow know which movie a person should see.

* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]

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The Clones are coworkers of Nikki Wong at the Khaki Barn clothing store, where Chrissy is an assistant manager while Kirsten and Kristen are sales associates. Nikki nicknamed the three girls The Clones because, except for their hairstyles, all three look, sound and act alike, fit right into the teenybopper stereotype (including not acting very smart, religiously following the latest teen trends and fads and frequently chatting about them mindlessly to Nikki's annoyance) and believe that individualism is overrated and conformity is the way to go for them and everyone else, making them the direct opposites of Nikki. Kirsten and Kristen are normally bossed around and told everything to do by Chrissy to the point that when Chrissy is away and can't boss them around, they seek Nikki as their new role model/leader. As a reflection of their gabby and gossipy natures, all three Clones are also physically depicted with big, wide mouths and comparatively thinner jaws than other characters on the show.

* [[Theme Twin Naming]]

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Darth is that freaky nead that appears in every high school who knows waaaay too much about ''The Force'' and owns ''The Jedi's Guide to Life''.

* [[Techno Wizard]]

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Starr was once the laid back employee of "Vegan Island", a dedicated vegetarian who loved extreme sports, relaxing, and yoga.

* [[Rollerblade Good]]

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Tricia is your typical high school "popular" girl. She has all the finest clothes, dates all the "popular" guys, and would NEVER be caught dead working in the mall!

* [[Smug Snake]]

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Serena is a high school senior at the same school as the rest of the gang. She manages "Spin This!" a music store at the mall.

 

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Marlowe is a member of Wyatt's band, and he had a huge crush on her. It took Wyatt a very long time to work up the courage to ask her out, and eventually wrote a song (which she accidently heard) that brought the two of them together.

 

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Mother of the young mall terror Stanley, the Yummy Mummy is a major flirt, teasing the men and women of the mall (Jonesy in particular).

* [[Only Known by Their Nickname]]

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Julie works at Wonder Taco in the mall can most often be seen wearing a giant hard shell taco hat on her head. Julie has no patience for rude customers, and will happily spit in anyone's food if they bug her on the job.

* [[Nice Hat]]

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Jen's big sister Courtney has always been the popular one, the fun one, and the successful one.

 

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Lydia is simply crazy. At one time she dated Jonesy, but she was so very VERY clingy that she terrified him and his friends.

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