A Christmas Story/Funny: Difference between revisions

** "'''YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE''' '''''ON PURPOSE!'''''"

* Realizing that sending out for that decoder pin was all for naught, as the "secret message" broadcast on the radio was {{spoiler|{{smallcaps|Be sure to [[Product Placement|drink your Ovaltine]].}}}} And Ralphie's reaction:

* The classic leg lamp scene.

** "It's a major award!"

* "DADDY'S GONNA KILL RALPHIE!" *sob*

* The tree salesman. [[Blatant Lies|"This here's a tree! Ain't no needles coming offa this here tree!"]]

* Ralph [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]] after fooling his mom that an icicle broke his glasses {{spoiler|when he actually stepped on them after the BB Gun recoil knocked them off}}.

* Ralph's old man trying to get the furnace going again.

* "Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!"

* [[No Indoor Voice|"SONS OF BITCHES! BUMPUSES!"]]

* Raplhie touching the leg lamp in a sensual manner and his mother continually getting him to stop it.

* That weird kid in the mall that claimed he/she loved Santa but started screaming his/her head off once they were put on his lap.

* Randy snorting in his food like a pig and Ralphie's and the Old Man's disgusted reactions to it.

* Ralphie finally remembering what he wanted to ask Santa for, complete with his big cheesy grin after he says it.

** Santa's reply?

* The ending of the lamp saga:

* In line to see Santa:

'''Ralphie:''' Don't bother me. I'm uh...thinking. }}

* Scut Farkus (to Ralphie): "Listen jerk, when I tell you to come, you better come!" [[That's What She Said]].

* "[[Large Ham|DON'T A-NY-BO-DY MOVE!]] [[Serious Business|A FUSE IS OUT!]]"

* The Old Man's Christmas wish.

'''The Old Man:''' [[Cloudcuckoolander|*slowly lowers his gaze in disappointment*]]<br />

'''Narrator:''' My old man was one of the most feared furnace fighters in northern Indiana. }}

* The sight of Ralphie with the bar of soap in his mouth as punishment for saying a bad word.

'''Ralphie:''' '''''YECCHH!''''' }}

* The first time we see the Old Man go toe to toe with the furnace: He grabs his gloves, and heads downstairs in a hurry. He makes it a few steps down before stepping on a rollerskate, and going flying down the stairs into what sounds like a pile of paint cans. Then, of course, once he actually starts the battle properly and the [[Unusual Euphemism|swearing]] launches into overdrive, everyone just stares at the vent, lost for words.

* In one scene before they go see Santa Ralphie wants to see Santa before the mall closes but his parents and Randy are trying to watch a parade and tell him to be quiet every time he tries to get them to leave. "'''SHADDAP''' RALPHIE!"

* The phone conversation between Ralphie's mom and Mrs. Schwartz.

 

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