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{{quote|'''[[Scott Pilgrim (Comic Book)|Scott Pilgrim]]''': Don't you just wish this moment could last forever?<br />

'''[[Action Girlfriend|Ramona]]''': This moment with your hand on my boob?|''[[Scott Pilgrim (Comic Book)|Scott Pilgrim]]''}}

 

He isn't a pervert. No, really! His hands just ''happened'' to slip and find themselves [[Thanks for The Mammary|on her breasts]]. He just ''happened'' to trip on that rug over there and land (probably head-first) on top of her [[Funbag Airbag|ample chest]]. Maybe he needed to use the bathroom and ran into her taking a bath or a shower. And he just ''happened'' to be there when [[Marilyn Maneuver|the only wind of the day blew up her skirt]] and his only sin was [[Male Gaze|instinctive goggling]]. He can't help it if his honest-to-goodness accidental moves make him come off as as a lech that can't even muster the... "slickness"... of the [[Casanova Wannabe]].

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