Achievement Unlocked: Difference between revisions

''Yes you, the player: [[This Loser Is You|A lowly blue elephant]] [[In a World]] [[Desperately Looking for Aa Purpose In Life|that has no defining purpose.]] [[Determinator|But you will create a purpose,]] [[Beyond the Impossible|and that purpose is to do the unthinkable.]] The extraordinary. The tasks that few have thought to achieve. [[Bizarrchitecture|The world you struggle in pushes back with tremendously nonsensical squares and launchers...]] [[Expansion Pack|coins that pay for things]] [[Allegedly Free Game|you would only imagine should have been free to begin with.]] [[Spikes of Doom|Spikes will be hellbent in causing your demise.]] [[Nintendo Hard|This will not be easy.]] And while the road of purposelessness will be overbearing you will succeed. You know why?''<br />

* [[Shout-Out]]: A number of the achievements, such as [[Three Hundred300|"THIS IS SPARTA"]], [[The HitchhikersHitchhiker's Guide to Thethe Galaxy|"Meaning of Life"]], [[The Bee Gees|"Stayin' Alive"]], [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|"It's a Jump to the Left" and "And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight!"]].