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** It is always polite to bow to your opponent. It is also very stupid as it leaves you open for attack. I will exploit this flaw as much as possible.
*** Should I feel the need to bow to my opponent in return, I will bow at the waist to a minimal degree, ensuring that my eyes remain trained upon my opponent. The slightest movement while I am doing so will result in an automatic, preemptive attack on my part.
* I will not underestimate my enemies if they turn out to be [[Little Miss Badass|little girls]], even if [[Cute Bruiser|they act sickeningly cute]] or [[Defeat Means Friendship|just want to be friends]]. Hell, ''especially'' if they [[Powerpuff Girls|act sickeningly cute]] and [[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha|just want to be friends]]. Such foes will be treated with the utmost care, from the utmost distance, and with the utmost destructive force, such as with a [[Kill Sat]] while they sleep. You may think that this is overdoing it, but there are few things more damaging to an overlord's public image of fear and terror than getting beaten to a bloody pulp by prepubescent schoolgirls.
** If they ''really'' just want to be friends, I will, with the utmost caution, take them up on their offer. Heroic cute little girls are much less likely to beat their bestest best friend to a bloody pulp than they are the big meanie who tried to [[Kill Sat]] them from orbit. Really, [[Kill Sat]] from orbit against a little girl? [[Infant Immortality|What the hell was I thinking?]]
*** There's also the ''other'' problem. Dead Japanese schoolgirls tend to become obscenely powerful and angry ghosts who ''will'' mess you up.
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