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** B, gather all the fruits and have them destroyed, or
** C, all of the above. Instead, I will amass a list of these people, and gather some (note: SOME, not ALL) of the fruits. I will eat a fruit myself and then give the others to those of my staff who need special powers, like trusted lieutenants or brilliant generals. Then, I will instruct my staff to offer employment to each of the people who had eaten a fruit in the field that they desire to work in, with a lot more equipment.
*** Before doing so, I will make sure there aren't [[Achilles' Heel|any]] [[Be Careful What You Wish For|nasty]] [[This Is Your Brain on Evil|side]] [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|effects]].
*** I will also make sure that, if there are such side effects, that I will never be in a position for them to be exploited. I will also make sure that I myself am not affected by such side effects, but what better use is misdirection than as a weapon?
* If the main race of my countries/empire/nation has a very big personality flaw, such as greed or anger, I will attempt to get rid of this flaw. Personality flaws destroy nations, as the Marags found out.
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* I will not have anyone work on a project involving something that had killed their families or traumatized in any way without their explicit consent.
** In ''writing''.
** If my lead researcher's family was killed by my Computer Assisted Biologically Augmented Lifeform, I won't have her in charge of my Logarithmically Engineered Governing Intelligence? especially if essential in obtaining the artifact necessary for my ascension. I'm looking at you, [[Command
* If I am the most powerful being in the universe and am fighting the hero in personal combat, I will not hold back my true power or give him a handicap of any kind just to make things interesting.
* Satisfying as it may be to humiliate my enemies, I will [[Kneel Before Zod|not demand that they kneel at my feet]]. It always goes downhill from there.
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** However, I will avoid this tactic if religion conflicts is common in my universe. When there are Buddhist monks and [[The Four Gods]] around, [[God Is Evil]] trope usually occur.
* I will have my scientists work on projects that would benefit the people (curing cancer and AIDs, breeding plants to grow in a very short time and continue to produce all year round). Who would want to kill the guy who gave you the crop that put an end to world hunger?
** Preferably, those scientists will be the same ones that also developed my bio-weapons for me on a part-time basis. While their weapon-research will be backed-up frequently, their altruistic works will not, and they will be instructed to tell this last part to the hero when he comes to kill them.
* While I understand that any minions that work for me are likely to be evil, I'll make it very clear that when I say I want a specific girl killed, I do NOT want them to go all lecherous when they get her. My minions will understand that if I ever find any of my men with a girl who 'is going to die anyway, so we can have some fun first', they will have the body part they were thinking with forcibly removed. If they just do the job I told them to and come back on the other hand, they'll get a coupon for the Red Light district as a bonus.
** There will be a Red Light District inside my secret base. Happy minions are productive minions.
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