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* Any [[Sugar Bowl|magical lands with overly cute inhabitants]] will be destroyed by nuclear missiles launched from a distant location. Even the sweetest-looking may be home to a potential hero or his allies.
** However, before using missiles to nuke aforesaid magical ice cream cake lands, I will first consider crop sabotage, introduction of invasive species, or other more low-key alternatives that do not implicate me. Long-shots be damned, nuking a country will still get their ''neighbors'' pissed off, and if the invasive species is [[What Measure Is a Non-Cute?|cute enough]] then the inhabitants should accept them as their own, allowing the satisfaction of twisted irony that you just don't get from [[Stuff Blowing Up|watching ]][[Earthshattering Kaboom|explosions.]]
*** First, I would have to ensure that the invaders are totally immune to the aura of [[Power of Friendship|happiness and frienships that permeate such lands]]. One should never underestimate the power of the [[Care Bear Stare]]. Meanwhile, I will create false evidence that the inhabitants are really [[
**** Failing that, several blocks of the invaders will be trained to be [[Grumpy Bear|utterly indifferent]] to the land's [[Straw Utopia|glamour.]]
***** Failing all this, (and ''[[Evil Is Not a Toy|only as a last resort]]'', mind you), I will [[Deal with the Devil|acquire]] a few [[Warhammer 40000|Hounds of Nurgle]] and send them. After all, they just want to make friends, and none of us can help the way we're made, how can they turn them away? [[Nightmare Fetishist|Besides, look at 'em ooze! Who could say no to a face like that?]]
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