Additional Evil Overlord List Cellblock B: Difference between revisions

*** How about if the wire you need to cut to disarm the bomb is cleverly hidden directly beneath the countdown timer?

** Any bomb I build will have a psychic connection to me, and will not detonate if I may be harmed by the explosion. As soon as I'm safely out of the blast radius, the bomb may go off freely.

* If I for some reason decide to take my enemies alive, I will keep in mind modern prison standards when designing cells for my enemies. All cells will have modern concrete walls and floor, as throwing the hero in a decrepit and abandoned old part of the castle with brickwork that could potentially be dug through and leaving him to die unsupervised is right out. For important prisoners at least two guards will be posted outside the cell at all times and will have easy access to a button that will immediately kill the prisoner in case of prison riots, betrayals or attack by enemy ninjas. The cell block will also be kept under constant surveillance with hidden cameras, with the control room having remote triggers for all the 'kill prisoner' buttons.

** As an addendum to this I will never store captured heroes' weapons, armour or [[Humongous Mecha]] anywhere near the prison cell blocks. Provided I cannot immediately put them to use I will have them either melted down or booby trapped and stored in a well-fortified warehouse several miles away from my prison. If it's a mecha, I'll have the cockpit removed entirely.

** Instead, I will pay vast sums of money to Yahoo, Google, Microsoft, and other companies in order to acquire software that is used to block porn and other stuff. It worked for China, why shouldn't it do the same for me?

*** Three Words: Iranian Election Fiasco.

** On the other hand, I will leave vehicles lying around, but make the controls as difficult and unreliable as possible [[Scrappy Level|so the hero will give up after the first few tries.]]

*** I will not leave the keys in these vehicles. They will be provided to NPCs in the form of implanted security chips. Any NPC able to start a vehicle will be situated a very long way from the vehicles in question, and must be [[Escort Mission|escorted to said vehicles]] by the heroes. These NPCs will have [[One-Hit-Point Wonder|one hit point.]] Possibly ''half'' a hit point.

* My organization will NOT have any sinister sounding words such as "[[Doomy Dooms of Doom|Doom]]" or "Evil" in its title. This would only be a dead giveaway to both the heroes and common masses, not to mention cause recruiting problems.

* Any [[Sugar Bowl|magical lands with overly cute inhabitants]] will be destroyed by nuclear missiles launched from a distant location. Even the sweetest-looking may be home to a potential hero or his allies.

*** First, I would have to ensure that the invaders are totally immune to the aura of [[Power of Friendship|happiness and frienships that permeate such lands]]. One should never underestimate the power of the [[Care Bear Stare]]. Meanwhile, I will create false evidence that the inhabitants are really [[Exclusively Evil]] in order to eliminate sympathy.

**** Failing that, several blocks of the invaders will be trained to be [[Grumpy Bear|utterly indifferent]] to the land's [[Straw Utopia|glamour.]]