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This series is not written by [[Brandon Sanderson]]. I know, that's what it says on the cover, but [[Covers Always Lie]]. I'm Alcatraz Smedry, and I'm the real author of this series. I always tell the truth. Except when I lie. The reason it says "Brandon Sanderson" on the cover is because otherwise the Librarians would never allow it to be published. Brandon Sanderson has agreed to use his name as a cover for these series. He also writes a lot of his own books, but they are mostly a bunch of made-up fantasy stories about [[Mistborn|mist]], [[The Stormlight Archive|storms]], [[The Wheel of Time|wheels]] and other such [[Elantris|silly]] [[Warbreaker|stuff]]. I've taken a look at some of his books, and most of them are really long, really big, and would make for a good [[Doorstopper]], or maybe a blunt weapon.