All the Tropes Additional Evil Overlord Vows: Difference between revisions

* All protagonists who attempt to kill me will be given a computer with Internet access as a reward. And [[Main Page|this]] will be the [[Home Page]]. That ought to give me enough time to reach my Escape Vehicle and start the self-destruct sequence.

* I will found, christen, donate to, and attend charity events of an animal hospital and adoption center regularly. This will not only boost my PR, but the heroes will waste time trying to find out what sort of sinister reason there is that would justify my involvement. If the heroes try to bring it down, not only will they find that there wasn't anything suspicious happening there, but also makes them look much less heroic in the eyes of the public for destroying the place that takes care of all those helpless animals.

* Unless I am SURE that this universe has a [[Lost Aesop]], I will refrain from [[Not So Different|pointing out any contradictions]], [[What Is Evil?|grey areas]], [[Hannibal Lecture|or other weaknesses in the hero's moral code]]. [[The War On Straw|Odds are that the author put more thought into rebutting my complaints than the complaints themselves.]]

* If I'm aware that my death will triggers whatever nonsensible force to [[Collapsing Lair|collapse]] my [[Supervillain Lair]], I will make sure this also applies with all [[The Empire]] public structures such as aqueduct and mine shaft (just like my lair, I built most of them anyway). And I will remind the heroes that killing me mean years of drought and mineral shortage to millions people.