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*** However, if this is a [[Safe, Sane, and Consensual]] [[Author Tract]] where the villain is expected to have boring sex, I'll nail whoever I want however I want (''if'' my partner/s agrees to it and is at least 18, of course).
** No using genetic engineering for said creepy fetishes. If I've got to go through such waste for sex toys, I should step down.
***If, however, genetically engineering myself to play along with my fetishes may be helpful, I willconsider it (just abot everything has its pros and cons. Most have more cons then pros, though). Preferably with the assistance of a trusted advisor with the will to contradict me. I will watch this advisor carefully afterwards, and make sure he is informed this was special. In the event of being unable to decide, I will go with no.
* If I have other means to gain control of the kingdom then force a princess to marry me, I'll go with this plan instead. Also, I'll make sure to remember that "princess" is not synonym to "first beauty in the country" or to "perfect wife for evil lord."
* A Backstabbing wife can be dangerous to have around, but she can provide necessary training. If I never relax in her company, I am less likely to relax when the hero comes to assassinate me.
** If the hero does manage to kill me, I will use the hidden weapon, I have on my person, not on the hero (he will probably dodge it any anyway,) but at the said backstabbing wife. My [[Final Speech]] will be: "Did you a favor." Then die.
* Should I discover an alien planet with sentient life hostile to my goals, I will genetically engineer a plague that works on them (and ONLY on them) and kills after 24 hours as well as a temporary cure. This plague shall be carefully engineered and tested to ensure that it cannot, under any circumstances, infect humans. Still, I will ensure that my minions (and myself) wear special bio-hazard suits outside of a few sterilized area into which aliens cannot go. After the population is infected and enough have died for them to be worried, I'll offer the 24 hours worth of antidote every day in return for a lifetime of free slave labor. Any who refuse will, obviously, be left to die.
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