American Dad/Funny: Difference between revisions

* '''Klaus:''' ''(head suddenly fills majority of screen)'' HA!! I made it into the episode!! PAY ME, BITCHES!!

* This exchange from "Threat Levels":

'''Stan''': Oh, for ''god's'' sake, someone please pay Mr. Trump! }}

* In the pilot when Stan freaks out and shoots the toaster apart, to which Hayley states "It's just toast, Dad."

* The entire chase scene from "Francine's Flashback" with Stan trying to kill a raccoon like he did when they were young, only this time he's trying to do it deliberately instead of accidentally. The best part is that after Stan leaves the raccoon is revealed to have survived.

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'''Unnamed P.I.:''' I'll tell you what it means. It means that we're looking for a horny midget who plays it safe! Come on, boys! }}

''[Stan screams in anger]'' }}

* Roger getting thoroughly [[Curb Stomp Battle|thrashed]] by the Taco King in "All About Steve." For no apparent reason.

* In "Wife Insurance" Stan and his partner Jim get held captive in Colombia. Jim manages to get them out of their cell by romancing the female guard, just by singing some lyrics from "I Need To Know" by Marc Anthony, gyrating his body, and giving her a certain look. The guard moans in utter ecstasy and frees the two. As they escape, they run into another female guard, Jim does the same thing, and he starts having sex with her in the guard tower. The first guard is standing outside with Stan, barely able to contain herself and fidgeting like she has to pee before Stan tells her to "just go".

** Heck, the entire episode counts. The pre-mission checklist, Wheels and the Legman (banana a dink a dink!), Francine with the Flag Cleaner, then Bullock, then Father Carrington, Jim porking his way through 200 miles of jungle, Stan's backup wife Meg, Barry being interrogated by Roger and Steve using the Bad Cop/Bad Cop method, Jim doing a handstand with a screen-blur, Reggie the CIA Koala, Klaus facing the Scales of Lady Justice, Stan breaking up with Meg, Reggie again, Lady Caroline Lawson and Alejandro Rojas, the ending fight. On their darkest day they are Scooby Doo... maybe Quincy.

** When Stan puts up a reward for anyone who can catch Hayley and Jeff, a bus full of minor characters gets ready to go find them... then reverses through a gate and off a cliff, [[Every Car Is a Pinto|exploding]] upon hitting the road, causing the death counter to go from 1 to 97. The explosion then launches the theme park mascot in a bullet suit that shot Stan in a previous episode into the sky.

*** [[Brick Joke|Later on]] he lands and pierces Stan's Satanist friend in the chest, killing him. A circle of fire them appears and drags them both into Hell.

** Which followed from Francine, upon discovering that two cars were about to drive through the living room, shouts "No!" and closes the curtains. As if that would stop them.

* The episode where Stan tries to sneak into Heaven and is informed that the last guy who tried that was Jim Henson, "and we all know what happened to him." Cue a cutaway scene to Jim Henson and Kermit the Frog trapped inside the Phantom Zone from the first two ''Superman'' movies.

'''Kermit:''' You will bow down before me, Son of God! }}

* The episode "Joint Custody" where, through a series of coincidences, Stan and Roger are high, and stopped at a convenience store. The whole sequence is one, but the part where Stan is just staring at a shelf of chips while cheesy muzak plays in the background for an absurd length of time caused me to shoot milk out of my nose. The thing is, I ''hadn't'' drunk any milk, it was so funny.

* "Steve fell off a ladder, now he's dead inside, we're going to go save America."

* Steve thinking giant bumblebees are hovering over their house (It's actually a blimp). His enthusiastic tone makes the line all the more hilarious.

* And this exchange in the episode "Office Spaceman":

''Roger'': (turns around) AAH! SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME! }}

* Francine tries to get a hold of [[It Makes Sense in Context|an aging agent to counteract Steve's recent ascent into puberty]]. So she goes to Stan's place of work and tries to con some CIA men into giving it to her. She flirts with them, to no avail. She unbuttons the top button of her blouse, also to no avail. She reaches under her dress and pulls off her lacy pink thong and flips it into the one guy's face, again to no avail. Then she mentions [[Genius' Sweet Tooth|she brought brownies]]. His assistant, piloting a massive robot, pilots said robot over, [[Mundane Utility|manipulates the brownies with its large, unwieldy claw-like grips]], and scarfs them down. "He makes it difficult to negotiate."

* Roger getting drunk off his ass on a huge bottle of wine during "Stan of Arabia".

* "Oh, like ''you've'' never overshot a freeway before! *notices a herd of Compys scampering by* [[Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny|"Aww, look how cute!"]] *A ''Tyrannosaurus Rex viciously devours the herd in five seconds flat*

* "I'm not trying to kill you! I'm just a drunk driver!"

* [[Groin Attack|*Roger viciously kicks a nine-year-old in the nuts*]] *Roger then proceeds to weakly push over the nine-year-old's bike, giving a strained "Eeeauh!"*

* This little exchange from "It's Good to Be the Queen":

'''Steve''': Oh, I wish I could get back at him. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and [[Refuge in Audacity|get him to have sex with me and then say]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|"Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!"]]<br />

'''Roger''': Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you. }}

** Later on the scene where Jeff is terrified at the sight of a hallucination of himself in a diving suit carrying a harpoon.

** Klaus lists what [[Star Wars]] characters would play which instruments in a band and forgets Yoda until Hayley points it out.

* Stan: "I don't need you to make me breakfast! All I need is my clock and my rocket boot. Oh, what time is it? TIME TO KICK IT!" *puts on sunglasses and red top hat while jamming to "911 Is A Joke" by Public Enemy*

* Francine: '''''"NO! BACK AWAY! SHOO! THIS ONE'S FOR THE HERMIT CRABS!"'''''

* The entire subplot of You Debt Your Life. Espically when Barry gets a chance to do the announcements.

* This scene from A Pinata Named Desire:

Toshi: ''EAT''... ''MY''... '''''BOWLS'''''! }}

* In "Haylias", while Hayley is beating up Stan on top of the limo and knocks the gun out of his hand, he shouts "Gun! Call for help!". It's easy to miss, but makes me chuckle no matter how I felt beforehand.

* In the episode where Stan supposedly goes insane and abandons the family after a car salesman keeps swindling him, Hayley and Francine try to make money cleaning houses. Unfortunately, their first house is a woman who believes them to be a couple of Mexican immigrants. As they're cleaning her bathroom, she yells at them "La toilet. La toilet! No es poopoo!". Francine asks if she wants them to clean the toilet, and she repsonds "No! NO! No es poopoo!". Then she threatens to call INS because she thinks one of them broke her coffee maker.

* The episode where Roger gives Steve a chopstick, calls it a wand, and convinces him that he was invited to Hogwarts. The address Roger gave him was really a crackhouse, and Steve [[Too Dumb to Live|STILL believes it's Hogwarts]]. Needless to say, [[Hilarity Ensues]].

Steve: Ooh, is that a spell? *pointing chopstick wand* Lavate los manos!<br />

Dealer: Lavate los manos!<br />

Steve: LAVATE LOS MANOS! }}

* From ''Phantom of the Telethon'':

'''Roger:''' The arm is disbombed!! ...''dammit!!'' }}

* The entirety of ''Pulling Double Booty'', but especially this part:

* Roger backing into his TV and breaking it. Then he takes an inhale and gets electrocuted.

* From the hurricane episode there's Stan's increasingly moronic attempts to protect the family, including getting a bear to kill a shark after the house floods, which backfires when they start working together to kill the Smiths ("They're brothers in arms", as Steve puts it), trying to electrocute them using two cables and electrocuting Roger instead, then trying to harpoon the shark and harpooning Francine's right shoulder instead.

* Bullock: Where... the hell... '''''IS MY SANDWICH?!'''''

* This:

'''Stan''': Shut up Hayley! Oh, oh, oh, things that wears pants! }}

* '''THE INTERNET IS DOWN!'''

* From Oedipal Panties, Stan's trying to get to the airport to kidnap his mother's boyfriend and Francine's trying to stop him. ([[It Makes Sense in Context]]), Francine ends up getting there first via the freeway and Stan gets stuck on a street, the following dialogue ensues.

* '''"I'M SICK OF YOUR LIES ABOUT COBURN!"''' Said (shouted) while Stan's head and shoulders are sticking out of Francine's garden.

* In "A Ward Show" Steve gets beat up by several teachers. Roger retaliates by [[Disproportionate Retribution|planting]] [[External Combustion|bombs]] in their cars. After the first two's cars explode, the third tries to run away, then suddenly HE explodes leaving behind only his legs.

* "Good girls don't kiss on the first date. Your mother didn't kiss me until out third date, which made the sex on our first two dates seem really impersonal."

* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCfdKHz7b3c SO JEALOUS!]''' *SLAM*

* Roger's "Jeannie Gold" persona, full stop. And "Valik".

* Francine tries to have another kid with Stan:

'''Stan''': RAPE! [[Horny Devils|SUCCUBUS!]] }}

* Roger's violent revenge against the guys who stiffed him for a limo ride:

'''Roger''': Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed six people over nineteen dollars?'' }}

* '''I PRAYED TO A FREAKIN''' '''''ELEPHANT!!!'''''

* In one of the many Christmas episodes, After the Smith family (excluding Klaus and Roger) hugs, the angel that has been forced to help Stan throughout the episode appears by the window, then Roger appears and sees her. Insteading of being alarmed, he has this drunken exclamation:

* This Gem:

* This little exchange from "Oedipal Panties":

'''Roger''': (gasp) I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. (flashback to Christmas Eve, Stan is comforting his crying mother. [[Noodle Incident|Roger crashes in through the window on a rope, holding a bottle of booze and knocking the Christmas tree over.]]) '''TACOS!''' (beat) Who's crying? (falls asleep, snoring) }}

* In "Rough Trade", [[It Makes Sense in Context|Roger drives a drunken Stan to Big Buy to get a new TV that Roger broke in the attic.]] After they argue, Roger crashes the car into several others, triggering a police siren in the distance. Cue this exchange:

'''Stan''': You're not making any sense! }}

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NheqF0Km0Jk The Suicide Pit]

* From ''Rough Trade'':

'''Stan''': Shut up, Hayley! }}

* From ''The American Dad After School Special'':

'''Roger''': That's great, Stan. Can we stop staring at your reflection in the TV and actually turn it on now? }}

* During the montage of Francine's life at the beginning of "Fart-break Hotel" there's a part where she's vacuuming the living room and Stan, dressed in hunting gear and covered in blood, pulls in a live deer and shoots it in the head behind the sofa.

* During Stan's flashback to his prom:

'''Guy #1''': You stopped reading after the word "pigs"? That wasn't even the end of the sentence! }}

* Here we go, mac and cheese. (reads box) "Boil water." What am I, a chemist?

* In the episode where Stan is looking for Oliver North's gold, at one point he starts eating the dirt at the bottom of the hole. Francine (watching on a camera with the kids, Greg, and Terry) says they need to stage an intervention...at which point Stan kicks open the kitchen door, plunks a crate full of gold on the table, and gives everyone in the room [[Flipping the Bird|a double deuce]]. Then after he leaves, he pokes his head back in to flip them off once more.

* "Frannie 911" has Francine slapping Roger with a sea bass, and later Roger verbally destroying Steve's alleged "breakdance". Also:

* '''INTERCOURSE'''

** '''FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE'''

** Before that there's her left kidney's melodramatic death and her right kidney mourning over it.

* In the episode "Shallow Vows", Roger is masquerading as a wedding planner named Jeanie Golde. Later on, he delivers this line:

** In the same episode Stan gets his retinas taken out in response to [[It Makes Sense in Context|Francine letting herself go to see if he'll love her for who she is in spite of her looks]]. When he breaks the news to her at a restaurant he proposes a toast, then grabs a candlestick instead of his wine glass and sets his hair on fire.

* The episode 'Home Wrecker' has a small running gag with Hayley opening a tilted cupboard in the kitchen, only for plates to fall on her head. It even gets lampshaded by her:

* In "Meter Made" when Stan is sentenced with community service as a meter maid for beating one up, he states that he'll at least have Francine to help him get through it. He then sees that she replaced herself with a mop wearing her dress. The camera pans to her in her undergarments trying to escape out the window.

* In "Rapture's Delight," Roger randomly shows up at one point dressed as Moses and holding two tablets that read "1. Surf 2. Dooble 3. Chow" and "4. Party 5. Helmet 6. Sleep."

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