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* This would sort of tie in with a WMG about ''[[Cheburashka (Literature)/WMG|Cheburashka]]''.

== Gyroids are [[Soul Jar|Soul Jars]]s ==

* You should also warn people that reading that will probably make you terrified to sleep at night, because you're secretly living in a large, real-world equivalent of Camp and you don't even know it. Or worse-- youworse—you do.

* You wake up one day in a mysterious house. You're the only normal person in town. The others seem to come and go at random. The whole place is shut off from the outside world except for a well-guarded exit controlled by the town and a shoreline that has, at most, one active boat, and is the site of odd things, or half-dead people, constantly washing up onto the beach. Both of these routes only take you to another near-identical village, and even then you inevitably return to your home town anyway. The nominal leader is rarely if ever seen and does nothing at all, but the "second" most powerful figure controls absolutely everything, and yet only ever seems to do any business with you, nobody else. The only buildings are oddly decorated houses, a single clothing store, a single other store that sells everything else, a town hall, which does everything, and a museum, which also revolves entirely around you for no apparent reason. There is only one source of news for the town, and it only ever covers local things. ''Very'' local things. And personal ads. Violations of the rules are enforced by an unstoppable entity who will attack you at the drop of a hat when summoned. Incredibly often, the whole town breaks out into a random bizarre celebration. And the most popular fashion accessory? Bizarre parasols.<br /><br />What am I describing: Animal Crossing, or The Prisoner?

[[Discworld|Golems]]. Also [[Doctor Who (TV)|Ood]]. Long ago, they Gyroids worked for the civilization that built and knew how to control them. The civilization died out, either by landslide/volcano or by plague. The Gyroids that were inactive simply stayed where they were, and those that were preforming a task when their controllers died either stopped, kept going until the task was complete or the object of the task was destroyed, or still wander the earth to this day. After a few hundred million years, they started singing (either because they're [[Who Wants to Live Forever?|sick of immortality]], or the humming is a sort of "check engine light".)

''Wild World'' and ''City Folk'' have dung beetles. They're dung beetles, so they're found pushing balls of dung, right? Wrong. They always push snowballs and never appear in seasons other than winter due to this. Why is this? Well, take a look around you. Before you moved in, your new hometown was inhabited entirely by sapient animals. Sapient, like you and me. Thus, they are obviously capable of knowing not to do their business out in the open. Dung beetles, being [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|beetles who make balls of dung]], will have a hard time finding any dung, so they use snow instead. Apparently it works fine. Oh, and those snowballs you find sitting around your town? Dung beetles made them, because everyone knows that snow doesn't spontaneously form into balls.

== Tom Nook has connections with the [[Psychonauts (Video Game)|Psychonauts]] ==

He uses the bells to buy things and trade up so he can replenish his mana pool in order to make more bells out of leaves, in order to add to the local economy. He's a creep about it because repeatedly using almost all of your mana while [[Hidden Heart of Gold|trying to keep your philanthropy a secret]] tends to do that. If he didn't, the animals would have little modern convenience and be stuck out in the middle of nowhere while the humans live it up in their city of invisible people (...philanthropomorphic?). Going to all this trouble is also why he wants you to help so much: it's either to make at least one human atone by working for the other animals, make himself believe that humans aren't [[Humans Are Bastardsthe Real Monsters|all bad]], or (my preferred version) begin bridging the gap between the humans and Animal Crossing species/breeds/races/whatever.

== [[Ruby Quest (Roleplay)|Ruby Quest]] is canon in the Animal Crossing universe. ==

In the game, a sign transforms into an NPC villager's house overnight. Such [[Ridiculously -Fast Construction]] is plausible even in [[Real Life|our world]]; see [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C5%B7_unnos:Tŷ unnos|Welsh one-night houses]].

== Brewster is somehow secretly related to Sanae from [[The World Ends With You (Video Game)|The World Ends With You]] ==

Which is to say, the game's God, or whatever version thereof. Whenever the game resets, only these two--andtwo—and the player--areplayer—are aware of it. And they only show up when you start mucking about with the game's equivalent of the Time-Space continuum, with the power of erasing your save files, essentially ''erasing you from the timeline''. And the underground where they come from. Think about it. You never see it, nobody even mentions it. Fossils come from underground. The gyroids come from underground. Tom Nook may ''think'' he is in charge, but the real lords of the game world are these moles. Maybe he knows it. Maybe everyone knows it. Maybe nobody talks about it for ''fear of being erased from existence.'' Oh, yes. These moles are ''angry'' gods. Speak not of them, make no mention, lest ye be '''''[[Large Ham|FORGOTTEN]]'''''.