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* Michael takes Maebe to take-your-daughter-to-work-day and is visited by police inquiring about the disappearance of <s> his</s> his father's secretary, Kitty:
{{quote| '''Maebe''': So, you killed Kitty, huh?<br />
'''Michael''': No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.<br />
[whoops and hollers heard from the conference room]<br />
'''Michael''': And apparently, a fun one. Why don't we go see what's going on in the back, shall we?<br />
'''Maebe'''': Were those the last words Kitty ever heard? }}
* Michael asks [[Verbal Tic Name|Annyong]] (a Korean boy adopted by [[Evil Matriarch|his mother]]) what is going on:
{{quote| '''Annyong''': [[Engrish|Okay, Mom want someone to come with her to my soccer game. She don't want other soccer moms think she single. She old school]].<br />
'''Michael''': I liked it better when he just said Annyong. }}
* A conversation about G.O.B.'s [[Jive Turkey]] [[Demonic Dummy]], Franklin:
{{quote| '''Gob''': Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear.<br />
'''Michael Bluth''': G.O.B., weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?<br />
'''Gob''': He also said some things that African-American-y wasn't ready to hear either. }}
* Any of the chicken impressions.
{{quote| Has no one in this family ever seen a chicken?}}
* Hot ham water!
** "So watery...and yet, there's a smack of ham to it."
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* George Senior dressing up in a turban and delivering a threatening video to his employees. We only see one part of it, which has him imitating Osama bin Laden with the phrase, "This is my demand", complete with finger pointing.
* This one happened within the first few minutes of the series:
{{quote| '''Michael:''' So, this is the magic trick?<br />
'''Gob:''' ''Illusion'', Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. ''(Michael gestures to nearby children)'' ...Or cocaine! }}
* Tobias' audition to announce a fire {{spoiler|sale}}.
{{quote| '''Tobias:''' Oh my God, we're having a fire!... {{spoiler|sale}}. OH THE BURNING!}}
* Undoubtedly this exchange, which was the culmination of an episode's worth of rock/paper/scissors jokes:
{{quote| '''Narrator''': G.O.B. charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael...<br />
'''Michael''': Put it down.<br />
'''Narrator''': ...as he always did, picked rock...<br />
'''G.O.B.''': Make it collapse. Make me look foolish.<br />
'''Michael''': G.O.B., don’t do this. G.O.B., the scissors!<br />
'''Narrator''': ...which beat scissors. Unfortunately, the whole incident was covered by the paper. }}
* In a series that was basically one big sustained CMoF, particularly memorable is the climax of Mr. F, where all the subplots come crashing together to simulate a [[Kaiju]] battle in the Bluths' backyard--all of it witnessed by Japanese investors who promptly withdraw their funding.
* This exchange:
{{quote| '''Michael''': Hang on, that's your trick isn't?<br />
'''Gob''': No Michael. That's not my trick.<br />
''On the next Arrested Development...''<br />
'''Gob''': It's my ''illusion''! }}
* This exchange in the season 1 finale:
{{quote| '''Michael''': What kind of job?<br />
'''Lindsay''': Beads!<br />
'''Gob''': ''Bees''?!<br />
'''Lindsay''': Be-eeds.<br />
'''Gob''': '''Beads'''! }}
* George Sr. informing Michael that they killed J. Walter Weatherman "when you left the door open with the air conditioner on."
* Tobias putting his role of "Analyst" and "Therapist" together to create {{spoiler|Analrapist}}.
{{quote| '''Tobias''': It's pronounced {{spoiler|Uh-Nale-Ruh-Pist!}}<br />
'''Buster''': It's not really the pronunciation that concerned me. }}
* In the third episode:
{{quote| '''Buster (Impersonating Lucille)''': I'm an uptight [bleep] BUSTER! [Longer bleep] YOU OLD HORNY SLUT!<br />
'''Michael''': Well no one's gonna top that. }}
*** Said by Tony Hale to be his favorite moment in the show.
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* Pretty much [[Un Entendre|everything]] [[Ambiguously Gay|Tobias]] says.
* Maeby and her school's grading system.
{{quote| '''Lindsay:''' I know you got a crocodile in Spelling!}}
* Tobias [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC9CY348gvg attempting to break into Maggie Lizer's house]. With [[Unnecessary Combat Roll|Unnecessary Combat Rolls]]. Keyword: ''[[Highly-Visible Ninja|attempting]]''.
** Plus, Maggie comes home but can't reveal that she knows he's there without giving away that she's not blind, so both of them are forced to spend quite some time awkwardly moving around each other, neither acknowledging the other's presence.
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* Gob's single-episode obsession with how expensive his business suits are, and the resulting hysterical babbling he's reduced to when Michael [http://youtu.be/A5FVLrRqwEY makes a silly remark about his pants]. In fact, any interaction between Michael and Gob when the latter becomes highly emotional is pretty much gold.
** And speaking of Gob's Pants:
{{quote| '''Buster''': You can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping?<br />
'''Gob''' ''tears off velcro pants'': You tell me. }}
* In one episode, previously unrelated subplots regarding a jetpack, a mole, a model city and Japanese investors inevidably build towards a completely unintentional {{spoiler|[[Kaiju]] battle being staged.}} Probably one of the funniest punchlines in the history of the show.
* In ''Top Banana''
{{quote| '''Michael:''' You burned down the storage unit?<br />
'''T-Bone:''' Oh most definitely! }}
* "''[[Alias]]'' is a show about a spy!" Now even better thanks to Tony Hale's role on [[Chuck|another show about a spy]].
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* [[Running Gag|NO TOUCHING!]]
* GOB Bluth buys a yacht called ''The Seaward,'' and his brother Michael is annoyed. Then their mother shows up at the tail end of the conversation and [[Don't Explain the Joke|mishears "The Seaward" as "the c-word"]]:
{{quote| '''Michael (to GOB):''' I want you to get rid of ''The Seaward.''<br />
'''Lucille:''' [[Crowning Moment of Funny|I'll leave when I'm good and ready!]] }}
** Note that GOB's other yacht in the final episode is actually called [[Brick Joke|''The C-Word,'']] so written.