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'''Ethan''': You don't even know what that line represents!!!<br />
'''Galasso''': It represents upness.<br />
'''Faz''': The graph has spoken.|''[[
{{quote|'''Teacher''': I'd say there is a 50/50 chance. [[Science Is Bad|The Large Hadron Collider]] will either destroy us or it won't.<br />
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'''John Oliver''': After the apocalypse, we should try breeding. ''(the teacher is male)''<br />
'''Teacher''': I don't think that will work.<br />
'''John Oliver''': It either could happen or it won't.|''[[
{{quote|"Everyone knows the chances of a bomb being on a plane is a thousand to one. However, the chance of having two bombs on a plane is a million to one. So, logically, you should bring a bomb on the plane to guarantee your safety! It's foolproof!"<br />
-- '''An Old Joke'''<br />
''"So, in attacking scientists for falsifying data to support their theories on global warming...you've cited a poll that adds up to 120%?...In the spirit of fairness, it should be noted that this poll had a margin of error of 'monkey-[[Sound Effect Bleep|f!@#ing]] ridiculous."''|'''[[The Daily Show
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