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== Watchmen ==
* I just about died laughing during his [[April Fools' Day]] ''[[Watchmen (Comic Book)|Watchmen]]'' review as "[[That Guy With the Glasses|Lester B. Bum]]."
{{quote| "You got to give me change! Or the giant naked blue wang will join forces with the giant squid and eat me!"}}
** "''I'' went to Mars once!!"
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* ''Everything'' having to do with Snowflame in his ''New Guardians'' review.
{{quote| '''Snowflame:''' I am SNOWFLAME! Every cell of my being burns with white-hot ecstasy! COCAINE IS MY GOD AND I AM THE HUMAN INSTRUMENT OF ITS WILL!"<br />
'''Linkara:''' ''(befuddled look)'' Ladies and gentlemen, I can say without a hint of irony that is the ''crackiest thing I have ever seen in a comic'', and I've seen [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Jetpack Hitler]] and ancient Kandarian book being used as toilet paper by zombie superheros! In fact, that statement is so bloody ridiculous, insane, and '''''bad''''', that it's ''[[So Bad
* "How dare our enemy not be impressed with repeated punching! We worked really hard on that!"
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''[[Beat Panel|(awkward pause)]]''<br />
'''Linkara''': [[Curse Cut Short|F]]--<br />
''(Cue the "Route 1" track from [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pokémon]], while [[Relax
'''Linkara''': ''(waving his gun around haphazardly)'' ''[[Orphaned Punchline|...AND ROLL OVER THEIR FETID CARCASSES FOR THAT IDIOTIC IDEA!!]]''. So, back to our story... }}
** "Do I even ''want'' to know [[Power Perversion Potential|what she's gonna do with that staff?]]"
** Every single time he does Superbitch Primadonna's whiny fanboy voice: "I don't want ''this'' Earth, bring back ''my'' Earth! Everything was better on ''my'' Earth! THEY'RE [[Ruined FOREVER|RUINING EVERYTHING]]!! '''[[I'll Kill You!|I'll kill you]]! I'll kill you to [[Shaped Like Itself|DEATH!]]'''"
* The entire "Previously On" segment to the second part of the Countdown review. Whoever decided to have the BUM, of all people, control all the world's nukes was having a ''very'' good brain day.
** What made that whole segment, though, was the fact that it was a string of unconnected plots that had nothing to do with each other. It was extremely convoluted as well. And after all of that, the "Previous On" segment is capped with "And that whole thing STILL made more sense than Countdown!"
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** "Lot's of people see things when they're on drugs! When I'm on drugs, I see Bea Arthur!" *[[Beat Panel|beat]]* "You should probably forget I said that."
** Review Cigarettes! A review in every puff! {{spoiler|This comic sucks.}}
** *picture of Robin looking like an old man* "Gah! What's wrong with Robin?! Batman, do something!" *picture of Batman looking very [[Off
== Air Raiders #1 ==
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* His impersonation of [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|Dr. Frank N Furter]] in his "Bimbos In Time #1" review.
** "[[Tim Curry]]?" Cue obligatory ''Sweet Transvestite'' joke.
** [[Yu-Gi-Oh!:
** The intro to the review. Him pinching his sinuses, flatly stating the comic's title, and rolling to the credits.
** "Of course! Don't you know anything about sci-"
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== Pitt # 1 ==
* From his review of ''Pitt #1''- "[[Batman:
** "Looks like someone got... [[CSI: Miami|* sunglasses* ]] [[Quip to Black|Bent out of shape.]] [[Memetic Mutation|YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
** And his response to some terrible bickering dialogue: a long string of unrelated references and jokes delivered from either end of the couch as a mock-argument, culminating in [[Call Back|"I was frozen today!"]]
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* From ''Doom's IV ½''
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where {{spoiler|Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his [[Anti
== X-Men #1 ==
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** "Cornered by the [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[It Makes Sense in Context|You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
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** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[Completely Missing the Point|Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[Punctuated for Emphasis|Less! Less! Less!]]"
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{{quote| '''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': Yeah, the slow ass route. (Pause) Hey, do I look weird to you?<br />
'''Marzgurl/Linkara''': No, just as masculine as ever.<br />
'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[Man, I Feel Like a Woman|fondles hirself]] then feels her face) }}
** Or this bit:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': [[The Matrix|Because as you know, Mr. Anderson, it is purpose that created us.]]<br />
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'''Linkara''': ''(clothes and hat disheveled)'' You know, people often ask me how I can cope with such horrible comics...well, it's all thanks to the help of Beppo, the invisible monkey! ''(off to the side)'' Isn't that right, Beppo?<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
'''Linkara''': ''(to the camera)'' [[Yu-Gi-Oh!:
** Also worth noting is that Beppo is also a [[Shout Out]] to Silver Age Superman's pet Kryptonian monkey.
** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[Three Hundred|300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''[[Kickassia]]'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. [[Take That]]. Ever.
*** Made even better by [[Jew Wario]]'s reaction.
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'''Iron Liz:''' Cool! That means [[Stuff Blowing Up|they can blow up]]!<br />
'''Linkara:''' I know! }}
** Linkara and Liz go through a whole triumphant post-battle ending scene, complete with ''[[Police Squad!]]'' style freeze-frame gag... then realize they still have to review the second half of the comic.
*** Best part? ''They're just holding still.'' They hold that pose for 20 seconds with those goofy expressions.
** Pollo asking Harvey Finevoice if he ever lights up his cigarette at all.
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== Cable #2 ==
* From Cable #2; [[Yu-Gi-Oh!:
** Pollo telling other more obscure past characters that Linkara returned and they won't be needing any more special guests.
** In response to the sentence "The sounds work my spinal column like a piano" {{spoiler|Linkara plays the piano piece "The Entertainer" on his spine.}}
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* From Brute Force #1; [[media:it_looked_good_on_paper_i_swear_5048.PNG|The interpretation of the scientist's plan of bio-mech animals as a means of saving the environment.]]
** Set off by triumphant music. Just imagine the old Windows "shutdown" noise or something.
** '''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|ROBO-BEAR]] [[Up to Eleven|VERSUS]] [[So Bad
*** No, it isn't. '''ROBO-BEAR VERSUS CYBER-GORILLA ''WITH [[Crowning Music of Awesome|GHOST]] [[Nightwish (Music)|LOVE]] SCORE'''''. [[So Cool Its Awesome|You're welcome]].
** "[[It Makes Sense in Context|Does Flipper need to choke a bitch]]?"
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* The [[Montage|Montages]] of the various security teams from [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Star Trek]] getting [[Red Shirt|repeatedly]] [[The Worf Effect|worfed]] during his review of the ''[[Star Trek Elite Force]]'' comic book, set to the end credits music from ''[[Dawn of the Dead (Film)|Dawn of the Dead]]''.
** Ensign Munro's [[Lampshade Hanging]] on the Vohrsoth's crappy animation.
** "I am Captain Linkara of the USS...uh...* looks around* ...[[Line
** "...Science is EVIL."
** After Tuvok says that the assimilated Foster couldn't be saved, a cut to a title card that says "And now a short list of people who have been assimilated but were saved" including Picard, Janeway, Torres and Tuvok himself with the caption "Yes, you too, jackass."
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** Linkara's reaction to Superman's "[[Wonder Woman]] under all that glop" comment after he rescues Barda from Sleez's mind control.
** "Puberty was not fun for Darkseid."
** The description that Barda comes from an environment "where [[Nineteen Eighty
** "Oh, a big metal tube that shoots lasers. No one can stop you now. Unless, you know, they have guns... or bombs... or stabbing objects... [[Rock Beats Laser|really hard rock]]..."
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** "Tonight, on [[Masterpiece Theater]], Darkseid brings you [[Laurence Olivier]] as [[Richard III]].
** "Is that a [[After Last Season|cardboard MRI machine?]]
** Just the tagline in and of itself is funny - [[Dude, Not Funny|"Anyone who says 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' to what's happening in this garbage will be punched in the face"]]
== Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review ==
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*** When the Cinema Snob says "He has a magic gun!" in an ''incredibly angry voice''.
** [[Death Trap|His little surprise for anyone that decides to try to take over his old place]] - Which leads to Phelous needing to come [[Back From the Dead]], again.
** [[Power Rangers]] toys as [[G
** "All are one in Darkseid."
** [[Hypocritical Humor|"It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of]] [[Power Rangers]] and [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Star Trek]] [[Hypocritical Humor|without any kind of explanation of how I did" as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers.]]
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** A sketch following Robotnik's [[Non Sequitur]] reply to Sonic:
{{quote| '''Linkara!Sonic:''' I've super speed, you weird mustached bastard!<br />
'''Linkara!Robotnik:''' Oh, is that so? Well, it just so happens that [[Card
'''Linkara!Sonic:''' (holding an energy drink) Mm? Oh, sorry, while you were talking how evil you are, I rescued everybody, got something to drink, AND gave you a wedgie.<br />
'''Linkara!Robotnik:''' (checks his back) ([[Beat]]) So you have... }}
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** [[Take That|Seriously Sir!]] [[Twilight (Literature)|Bella's daughter]] [[Strangled By the Red String|reverse imprints on that werewolf guy!]] [[Take That|This thing is messed up!]]
** The [[Crowning Music of Awesome|"You got the touch"]] transformation [[Awesome Moments|scene]], followed by:
{{quote| Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. I am a soldier. I fight. That's what I do. I shoot down [[Humongous Mecha|giant robots]] single-handed straight through the face because [[Department of Redundancy Department|I am Optimus Prime]]. ([[Beat]]) [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|Bitch]].}}
== Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #1-2 ==
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** "Hi Trapezoid Head!"
** Still bothered by how Loren got a copy of demonic book at Ebay, as well as drifting off to Captain Picard playing poker.
** [[Eldritch Abomination|Pyramid Head]] being more properly described as [[Off
** The Insert Your Own ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'' [[Take That]] because he feels like it's getting old with him making them.
** Ash dosn't like it when you steal his catchphrase...
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{{quote| Linkara!Spider-Man: "[[Waxing Lyrical|Well, you can tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man]], but how is that supposed to help?"}}
** The title card is pretty funny by and of itself.
** "I'm reading blogs while watching [[Rule
== Action Comics #1 ==
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** "Zombie [[No Celebrities Were Harmed|Not-Elvis]] would have GREATLY improved Batman: Fortunate Son".
** "[[The Internet Is for Porn|The Internet - It's For Porn!]]"
*** "Yes, my [[Is That What
** Regarding Naked News, this particular joke, which he does while undressing (in parody of said Naked News): "In the weather today, a cold front at the upper areas of Minnesota, but then again, who should be suprised by that? [[Self
** "So there you have it: the sciencs of bizarre creatures made out of sugary drinks and how they ''should'' act in the vaccum of space. ([[Beat]]) We are a bunch of nerds."
** Douchey's subsequent beatdown after the video:
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* [[Punctuated Pounding|YOU! TALK! TOO! MUCH! DURING! A! FIGHT! SCENE!]]
* As for funny moments from the comic review itself:
** One of many jokes that Linkara makes about the [[Off
** As the Power Rangers head into space in the Zeo Megazord: "Everybody wave to [[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians|the Martians kidnapping Santa Claus]]".
** Adam defeating a Cog via Heil [[Hitler]].
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* Justity Justice #5, 6, and Justice.
** GINGEVITIS STRIKES WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!
** And [[Black Canary]] [[Off
** Regarding [[Supergirl]] and how [[Off
** To round out the [[Off
** The Justice League neutralizes Prometheus... and then puts his helmet back on him as they chain him up (the helmet is the source of his abilities). Linkara ''loses it''.
*** "Wait, he gave you the codes while he was still on board the satellite? Why didn't you knock him out again afterwards?! Did he make you pinkie swear not to?!"
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{{quote| '''mlsterben''': I know how to beat Vyse! Round up a bunch of Care Bears, lure Vyse into a hall of mirrors, and let those Care Bears fire off as many Care Bear Stares as possible. It's unethical, but he'll [[Heel Face Turn|become a saviour of universes]]! :D<br />
'''Bullderdash:''' Vyse is [[Genre Savvy|far too clever to fall for]] the care bares ''[sic]'' stare, or be unprepared for the aformentioned ''[sic]'' radioactive belly buttons of any [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|ursine]] nature. I'd suggest having [[Superman]] give Vyse a [[New Powers As the Plot Demands|Mind erasing kiss]]. }}
** "The lesson of [[Care Bears]]: [[Family
** Get the [[Thememobile|Cloudmobile]], Wishbear! Cue scene from the '60s Adam West [[Batman]], only with a giant heart instead of a bat!
** Care Bears do the [[Care Bear Stare]]
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''(Linkara is seen holding the comic and shaking in abject panic for several moments.)''<br />
'''Linkara''': ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--''<br />
''(Cut to [[Relax
''card featuring [[The Simpsons|a drunken cameraman]])''<br />
''(A clearly disturbed Linkara takes several more moments to collect himself before continuing his review. But when he picks up the comic again...)''<br />
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* After the credits:
{{quote| [[Eminem]]: Um, hello? Anyone?}}
* "We're gathered here today to say farewell to our friend, our colleague, and our beloved Eminem. As per his final wishes, we will now play music that he requested to be played at his funeral." (cue {{spoiler|a snippet of the opening theme song for [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]}})
* The comic was only ever available online, and as such, no physical copies exist. However, force of habit has Linkara doing this:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (does his usual holding up the comic gesture with nothing in his hands) So let's dig into ''Eminem Meets The Punisher''! (looks down at the empty space between his hands) Don't worry, I'll explain after the theme song.}}
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* He spends much of the review in utter disbelief and horror at the sheer idiocy. It gets funnier every time it cuts to his face.
* "And so we get our first good glimpse at the [[Pro Stars]] and ''GOOD GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!''"
** [[Big "What?"|"LASER BAT?"]]
* At the end of the review, he pulls out a magic glove and wishes it didn't exist. It works... [[Be Careful What You Wish For|but it turns it into what may be a parody of both Power Rangers and The Dark Age Of Comic Books.]] One person who left a comment on the video wondered if that comic was actually real. Considering that, after it appears, he says, "Tune in next week for my... 150th... episode..." ''it might be''... which makes it even funnier.
** No "might be" about it. [http://www.comicspriceguide.com/forum2/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=42582 It exists.] [http://www.atomicavenue.com/atomic/IssueDetail.aspx?ID=22127 For real.]
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== Mightily Murdered Power Ringers #1 ==
* "[[Incredibly Lame Pun|Mighty Methane Power Ranges.]] [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?|No, you're not high right now. This is really happening.]]"
* Linkara going nuts after "Guy In Plastic Tube" trying to cover up Awful-9 saying {{spoiler|[[Incredibly Lame Pun|that the Scarlet, Black and Golden/Yellow Ringers were torn to pieces]]}} by saying that the missing Ringers went to a peace conference.
{{quote| '''[[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Lord Zedd]]''': I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BOBBLE HEAD SAID THAT!<br />
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'''Linkara:''' Why aren't you wearing any pants!?<br />
'''Insano:''' That's not important right now. }}
* After not-caring the hypertime-destroying Destrucity away, Linkara, Spoony, and Dr. Insano become Gray Lanterns (Who have the ability of [[Crowning Moment of Indifference|not giving a shit about anything.]]) Dr. Insano suggests maybe watching TNA Impact, and Linkara and Spoony, who before had been taking everything with indifference, [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|both insistently decline and walk out of the room]]
* Also, from the out-take, Spoony's doing his Black Lantern Spoony routine when [[Precious Puppies|Oreo]] climbs onto his lap. Spoony looks down, and without changing the effect done to his voice, says "Hi doggie."
* [[The Iron Sheik|Iron Sheik]] Spoony.
** "[[What the Hell Is That Accent?|Fak de fakin Altimite Wariar!]]"
* This little exchange:
{{quote| '''Doctor Insano:''' Right. I suppose you're all wondering why I'm here.<br />
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'''Jew Wario''': I'd make my own alliterate joke, but the Warrior just ''killed'' alliteration for all time! }}
* Doctor In''[[That Dude in The Suede|suede]]''o
* Linkara in [[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Green Ranger]] suit, all silent and [[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!|backhanding Spoony on]] [[Cool Shades]] [[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!|when he rambles a bit too much]]. All while not talking. And when Spoony says "Thanks, I needed that", he gives a thumbs up.
* The reality where Spoony and Linkara are effeminate attention seekers with German accents. Turned into a great [[Brick Joke]].
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{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Yeah, it's been a bit of a day...}}
* Just cutting from the title card to Linkara wearing Ash's hat and fingerless gloves is worth a laugh.
* "Ghosts exist! And they have special attacks! ''[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|And they smile!]]''"
{{quote| [[Serious Business|"We are in a deep, theological nightmare, people!"]]}}
* This line:
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* The comic features several panels where Linkara is just able to sit back and let the audience's confused/horrified reactions speak for themselves. Probably the best comes from the Hulk's abrupt appearance, where he actually turns to look at the panel as confirmation that it exists while the audience freaks out for fifteen seconds.
** ''Particularly'' when he gets cut off by the audience lauging, such as after being introduced to Japanese Kingpin<ref>A sumo wrestler. Yes, you are not losing your sight</ref>.
** Every time the audience simply goes "[[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]]"
* Mocking Japanese Uncle Ben's [[Ice Cream Koan|Ice Cream Koans]]. "When you stop at the red light, you truly are going."
** This one guy yelling in the audience at the beginning of that always makes me laugh:
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** Heck, Random Audience Guy himself gets two more:
*** Upon the appearance of Manga-Hulk: "SENSE, THIS COMIC MAKES NONE!"
*** When Manga-Venom reveals {{spoiler|Japanese Uncle Ben is his father}}, he helps continue Linkara's [[Luke, I Am Your Father]] joke.
* When he sees Japanese Peter Parker doing a [[Skyward Scream]]:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': '''''[[The Khan|KHHHHAAAAAAANNNN!]]'''''}}
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* "Because nothing says 'we love you and respect you as a colleague' by shoving them into something meant to blow up." And - as wrong as it sounds - Linkara's addition to Kirk's eulogy- "Afterwards, there will be cake and punch served on the bridge."
* Linkara countering Kirk's comment about facing death by mentioning [[Red Dwarf (TV)|other people]] [[Bill and Ted|who literally beat death]].
* The nod to the comic miniseries "Infestation", which involves [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Star Trek]], [[Transformers]], and other series fighting [[
* "NO one understands me, Teddy Kahn!"
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* After Linkara realized that the comic's "plot" was beginning to sound like something [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future]] would come up with:
{{quote| '''The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future''': And then in the year 5002, Ted Turner and Jane Fonda sent their infant son of eighteen years back to the present in a time machine made of Playstation 1 parts!<br />
''' {{spoiler|[[Yu-Gi-Oh!:
'''The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future''': Shut up, you're not the boss of me! }}
* [[Chaos D 1|ALAN GREENSPAN! DOESN'T! WORK THAT WAY! Wow, that's a new one.]]
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* "Hey gamers! Even though most of my time is spent [[Accidental Innuendo|jackin' up those Feka goons...]]"
* He starts by giving the backstory on the Turbo Duo, a system that could run both cartridges and CDs without any add-ons. "And that's a great idea. The problem is how they decided to advertise it." (silently points to the comic as the audience cracks up)
* All the jabs Linkara makes [[Self
* Someone in the audience asks [[The Muppets|"Are you a man, or a Muppet?"]], clearly wanting Linkara to do his "I am a man" meme. But first he does a "puppet arms" routine.
* "By the way, I couldn't help but notice [[Obviously Evil|the lovely skull decorations]] on this guy's [Feka's tsar] curtains in his office."
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* Linkara is seemingly oblivious to the cocaine-powered man in his apartment at first. But then he finally acknowledges the man and his crazy statements, and treated it like it was nothing.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|"Yes. I am the passport man."]]}}
* "Yeah, evolution has dictated that our hair be on fire, our bodies replaced with circuitry, or that we should have [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|really silly mustaches and over-sized earrings.]] Or we should be plants. "
* When he sees the [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Slifer]] Kitty Karry, he realizes that ancient Egypt is once again behind everything.
** The realization is made even funnier when it is [[Running Gag|followed by a picture of the pyramids,]] [[Star Wars|The Imperial March]] [[Running Gag|playing in the background.]]
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* Linkara singing the title song from Into the Woods after the first two narration boxes. "*beat* ''Second''-favorite musical."
* "He's a drug user, I just drink lots of booze!" *takes a swig* "Someday I might be able to forget Bimbos in Time... I hope..."
* [[What Do You Mean
* Because poor literacy... is not just about misspelling words. It's also saying "literally" when you're trying to emphasize a point.
* Mr. T having nightmares about his brief rap career.
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{{quote| '''Roy Harper:''' "You guys just don't understand my pain. I-"<br />
'''Mr. T:''' "Shut up fool! You take drugs, you're gonna see a zombie version of your daughter that tells you to burn things! I pity you, Roy Harper!" }}
* Linkara's reaction to the cover {{spoiler|featuring ''Mr. T'' getting [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|punched out]] by "[[Fail O'Suckyname|Stare Roy]]"}}? {{spoiler|To walk away from the futon, pace around for a bit, and walk back ''all while saying "No" a bunch''.}}
** Even better is seeing {{spoiler|Pollo, still in Linkara's Tom Servo}} watching the whole thing.
*** His added reaction to the comic's cliffhanger ending {{spoiler|where Mr. T is knocked out by the aforementioned [[Punny Name|Stare]] [[Evil Roy|Roy]], as he says "No" a bit more, even playing his DS while adding more to his "no-ing". He then makes up his own ending involving T faking defeat and beating Stare Roy, growing to giant size, joining up with [[The A-Team (TV)|The A-Team]] to stop the drug runners, and then singing a song about "friendship or whatever".}}
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* [[Previously On]] 'Atop The Forth Wall'...
** {{smallcaps| Andrew Dickman!}}
** All the title-card artists confusing [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Doctor Insano]] with every other pop-culture [[Mad Scientist]] possible, including [[Doctor
{{quote| '''Doctor Insano:''' Do I look like I could sing as good as him?!}}
** Vincent E.L., full stop:
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* At one point, Captain Tax Time punches the lights out of a random gaurd. The guard says [[Curse Cut Short|Oh shii...]] before being punched and Captain Tax Time corrects him by saying he meant "sugar".
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' This comic is a piece of sugar.}}
* Linkara's outrage that the comic [[Show, Don't Tell|doesn't show]] how the two vigilantes managed to clean up all organized crime in Canada.
* Boffo the Clown returns... to do Linkara's taxes.
* "You get a tax! And you get a tax...! I am the Oprah of taxes!"
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'''Linkara, in Superman's voice:''' I cut it myself. }}
* "Pardon me, citizen, but may I borrow a cup of drugs?"
* Almost all [[What the Hell, Hero?]] moments - his reactions are hialrous.
== Bloodstrike #1 ==
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{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Hello and welcome to...that thing I do.}}
* Linkara questions who would title their movie "Smut". Cut to [[The Reveal]] that this was what [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]] wanted to title ''his'' movie... until the producers shot it down.
{{quote| '''Snob:''' Fine. [[Self
* Reacting to seeing the Kingpin being [[Spike Lee]] by going outside while the end credits song in ''[[Manos the Hands of Fate]]'' plays in the background.
* His increasingly angry [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer|Not Making This Up Disclaimers]] as the comic gets dumber and dumber.
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* "I'm 13 years old and I've taken[…]pop and mushrooms." "Oh my God, not ''pop''! First they get you on the Pepsi, then they move you up to harder stuff like Mountain Dew!" Even funnier when you realize he actually misread "PCP" as "pop".
* [[The Stinger]]. Yet another PSA from... '''[[Cloudcuckoolander|SNOWFLAME]]'''!
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Snowflame:''' DON'T MAKE SNOWFLAME [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|LOVE AND TOLERATE THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!]]}}}}
* "OH MY GOD! RAVEN'S TRIPPING BALLS!"
* Starfire's [[Big No]]
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== Batman: A Word to the wise ==
* In the comic, Joker pulls a gun on one of his own mooks to prevent Batman from stopping him while he escapes before pulling the gun on Batman himself. Of course, he doesn't shoot him (with bullets), but Linkara decides to what would happen if he averted the [[Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?]] moment.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (As the Joker) *Pulls the trigger and shoots* Heh. T-that was surprisingly simple. Kind of funny, actually.}}
* Linkara showing the gaping flaw in the Joker's plan. His army is only six people, Canada and the United States would crush him.
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{{quote| '''Caption''': Aw yeah, I went there again!}}
* Any time he references [[Amazons Attack]] when saying Biessman's name.
* Speaking of Biessman, after the Vohrsoth reveals his evil plan, Linkara is still in a [[Heroic BSOD]] after {{spoiler|Biessman's death.}} Then he says something along the lines of, "No! Biessman would go on! He'd call them... [[Buffy
* Munro's impossible shadow.
* The series finale where {{smallcaps|Ensign Munro}} defeats the Vorsoth Master:
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*** Even better is the outtake. "One of us is-is successful... and still flubs the line regardless."
** Also, Geek restraining a Quesada fanboy while Linkara force-feeds said fan torn pages of said fan's mint copy of ''[[One More Day]]''.
* From his "Comics in Five Panels" summary of JLA: The Obsidian Age Part One: "We're the Justice League, and we have to travel back in time to rescue Aquaman! [[Tempting Fate|This certainly won't result in our deaths or anything!]] [[Gilligan Cut|*smash cut to Skeletonized!Supes*]] [[Precision F
** 7 words: "I AM AQUAMAN. AND I AM '''AWESOME!!!'''"
* During the crossover review of an ''Avengers'' video game with [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony]], Dr. Insano brings us....NEUTRO 2.0! It, well, it doesn't last long.
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