Audio Erotica: Difference between revisions

== Advertising ==

* The Quizno commercials featuring a man named Scott and the infamous Quizno toaster oven, who speaks in a rather husky voice, and once asked Scott to sound "sexier".

* Marks and Spencer adverts in the UK feature a deliberately low and erotic voice describing almost comically lavish foodstuffs, followed by the tagline "This is not just food... this is M&S food".

'''[[Charlie Brooker]]''': ''(frantically undoing belt)'' Damn right it's not, it's food that's about to be '''fucked silly'''... }}

* Isaiah Mustafa, known to the world as [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like|the Old Spice Guy]].

 

== Anime & Manga ==

* When [[John Le Carre|George Smiley]] asks unhappily retired Connie Sachs for information about a Russian agent, one of the things she recalls is his wonderful voice, which she heard on surveillance tapes of phone calls.

* Louis Wu meets Nessus for the first time in ''[[Ringworld]]'':

* The aged, smallpox scarred former courtesan in [[Judge Dee|The Red Pavilion]] has an unbelievable beautiful and sexy voice that the Judge finds extremely disturbing.

* ''[[Black Dagger Brotherhood|Lover Eternal]]'' has Mary the suicide hotline operator whose voice is so appealing that John calls every night just to hear her talk (even though ''he'' is mute) and it literally bespells Rhage, her love interest.

* There's a mainstream example in Pitbull and T-Pain's song Hey Baby. (You may better know the song as [[Title Confusion|"Ooh, baby, baby...lalalalalalala..."]])

* [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/315325 Ignorance Is Bliss]

* [[Selena Gomez]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1-JiS2zl9Y cover of "Trust in Me" from The Jungle Book] sounds ''much'' more seductive than the original.

 

== Web Original ==

* In [[The Nostalgia Critic]]'s "You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard" Christmas special, Brad would never have become [[The Cinema Snob]] [[It's a Wonderful Plot|if the Critic never existed]]. He instead becomes the world's greatest porn star...

'''Brad:''' It's to be expected. }}

** The Critic himself got fangirled over by [[The Nostalgia Chick|Elisa and Nella]] when he dressed up like [[Tim Curry]] and impersonated his "I'm orgasming on every word" style of voice.

* Medusa performs the siren switch in ''[[Captain N: The Game Master]]'' during the episode, "Mega Trouble For Megaland". Kid Icarus pulls Simon Belmont's goggles over his eyes and covers them with black paint so he doesn't look at Medusa while they are on a mission. She flirts with Simon telling him he's handsome and that there's a chance she could fall for him. Her voice is so alluring that Simon is ready to kiss her, sight unseen. Of course when he does take his goggles off to look at Medusa he sees that she has light blue skin, large yellow reptilian eyes, the body and figure of an unnatractive elderly woman and snakes for hair. The horrified Simon turns to stone.

* In ''To Live and Die in Dixie'', [[Family Guy|Stewie]] joins a bluegrass band and sings this little ditty:

Twice as tall as me, three times the girth (''Giiiiirth'') }}

* One episode of ''[[Duckman]]'' has Our Intrepid Hero fall in love with a female 911 operator because of how her voice sounded. Then he finally meets her in person and discovers that she's [[Lena Hyena|a bit lacking in the looks department.]] So much so, that [[Take Our Word for It|her face isn't even shown onscreen]] until she has drastic cosmetic surgery to make herself look pretty.

* The 13th ''Treehouse of Horror'' episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'', in the mini-episode called "House of Wacks" had this when Lisa and Marge picked the new house's voice to be [[Pierce Brosnan]]'s. Lisa claimed it would bring sophistication to the home, but we all know why it was picked...

** The other options included [[Dennis Miller]].

"''Murder''-suicides." }}

* ''[[South Park]]'' has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktytnQHvlww Casey Miller]:

* Evil Barry from ''[[American Dad]]''.

 

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