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* [[One
** ''[[AMV Hell]] 4'' made this even funnier by combining it with a clip from ''The End of [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Evangelion]]'' where a man gets horribly burnt and then shot.
* The following sequence when Dr Evil's phallic rocket arrives at Earth in the second [[Austin Powers]] movie:
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'''Radar Operator:''' Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
'''Colonel:''' What is it, son?
'''Radar Operator:''' I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
'''Jet Pilot:''' Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
'''Bird-Watching Woman:''' Pecker!
'''Bird-Watching Man:''' (raising binoculars) Ooh, Where?
'''Bird-Watching Woman:''' Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
'''Army Sergeant:''' [[No Indoor Voice|Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object!]] It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with... <br />
'''Baseball Umpire:''' Two balls! <br />
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* This is repeated in Goldmember with a satellite that looks like a pair of breasts:
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'''Colonel''': Which one?
'''Radar Operator''': The one that looks like a pair of--
'''Hot Storekeeper''': Melons! [''holds up two cantaloupes''] Big juicy melons!
'''Random Passerby''': Are they nice and firm?
'''Hot Storekeeper''': What do you think?
'''Random Passerby''': [''points into the sky''] Look at that! It looks like a giant set of--
'''Sports Fans''': [''Yelling and cheering; four of their chests spell "TITS"]
'''T''': Hey, men, you're late.
[''Two more men with "A" and "N" on their chests walk in and go between the "T" and the "S". The chests now spell "TITANS".'']
'''Sports Fans''': [''More yelling and cheering'']
'''One Fan''': Check it out! Those remind me of--
'''[[Ozzy Osbourne]]''': Boobs! [''Watching the game on television'']
'''Sharon''': Boobs, Ozzy?
'''Ozzy''': These filmmakers are [[Precision F
'''Kelly''': What do you mean, dad?<br />
'''Ozzy''': Well, they're using the same f***ing joke as they did in the [[Lampshade Hanging|last Austin]] [[No Fourth Wall|Powers movie]].<br />
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* Dr. Evil proves he's hip by doing the Macarena.
** And after that:
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'''Scott:''' No.
'''Dr. Evil:''' Hugs! *Starts chasing Scott*
'''Scott:''' Get away from me!
'''Dr. Evil:''' Hugs! }}
* The "evacuation" scene.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMIDpJ8H7H0 The group therapy session].
** Dr Evil's description of his childhood especially:
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'''Therapist(Carrie Fisher):''' Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood.
'''Dr. Evil:''' Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
'''Therapist:''' You know, we have to stop. }}
* The entire original [[Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?|"Why don't you]] [[Stating the Simple Solution|just shoot him?"]] conversation.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w27meg0YfEU The] ''[[Jerry Springer]]'' appearance.
* In fact, just about every scene between Dr. Evil and his son.
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'''Dr. Evil:''' An evil vet?
'''Scott:''' No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
'''Dr. Evil:''' An evil petting zoo?
'''Scott:''' You always do that! }}
* From the third movie, a random Japanese pedestrian pointing out that the [[Godzilla]] attacking Tokyo is a fake.
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'''[[Masi Oka]]:''' It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.
'''Japanese Man:''' STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
'''[[Masi Oka]]:''' Though it isn't. [[Aside Glance|{winks at camera}]]<br />
(both scream and run away) }}
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** Don't forget: "Mole. Mole. Mollleee..." "OH, SHUT UP!" "...MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!"
* The bit where Scotty breaks down after {{spoiler|realizing that Dr Evil is actually Nigel Powers' son}} is fairly serious, [[Mood Whiplash|until he runs off very gently]].
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** Just as amusingly, this might turn out to be a big, fat lie in a blink-and-miss it moment around the climax of the film.
* Another famous [[Mood Whiplash]]: "It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!"
* Austin having trouble [[No Fourth Wall|reading the subtitles]] of Mr Roboto's dialogue.
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Your ass{{spoiler|ignment}} is {{spoiler|an un}}happy {{spoiler|one}}.
I have a huge rod{{spoiler|ent problem}}. }}
** Finishing off with one line from Austin himself.
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* Nigel Powers discussing about Mini Me's .... thing.
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(Mini-Me nods unsure)
'''Nigel Powers:''' You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look.
(Mini-Me unzips his pants)
(* thump* )
'''Nigel Powers:''' My word! You're a [[Bigger Is Better in Bed|tripod]]. What you been feeding that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand! <br />
(Mini-Me nods, smiling, then does just that) }}
* "Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage."
** {{spoiler|It's a [[Brick Joke]], Austin once claimed in the first movie that he hated carnival folk. Small hands, you know, smell like cabbage.}}
* "[[Your Princess Is in Another Castle|Not so fast]]! You're surrounded, Dr Evil!" "[[Precision F
* "Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay."
* "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of [[
* "I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you."
* And this little ditty:
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(pause)
'''Dr. Evil:''' His what?
'''Number 2:''' His faja, Dr. Evil.
'''Dr. Evil:''' His ferdjer? What's a ferdjer?
'''Goldmember:''' His faja. You know, the faja.
'''Dr. Evil:''' You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
'''Goldmember:''' Faja, his dad, dad is faja.
'''Dr. Evil:''' Oh, his dad. His * fa-ther*
'''Goldmember:''' Yes, I have a Dutch accent. Isn't that vierd? }}
* And a nod to odd-sounding [[James Bond|Bond]] Girl names.
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This little piece of Dialogue which also doubles as an Awesome moment:
{{quote| '''Nigel Powers:''' Easy Peasy lemon squeezy. Oh put the guns down is this your first day on the job or something. Look here is how it goes. You attack me and I knock you down with a single punch. Alright, Judo Chop *knocks first guard over.* Judo Chop *knocks second guard over, making the last guard standing there holding his gun nervously.* Do you know who I am? *nods* Do you know how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? *nods again.* Look at you, you don't even have a name tag you have no chance. Why don't you just fall down. *The guard falls over.*}}
* '''Doctor Evil:''' "Why must I constantly be [[Surrounded
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