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While it's still debatable, many scholars do agree that the Nordics were likely the first outsiders to set foot in the North American continent. And in the "Fight for America" strips, there was a panel possibly hinting that America and Finland shared a resemblance to each other. And given Canada and America's physical similarities, it's likely they have the same Nordic origins.
* Considering how there has been evidence found for [[wikipedia:L'Anse aux Meadows|early Viking settlements in Canada that predate Columbus by a few hundred years]], having America and Canada descended from the early Nordic warriors wouldn't be that much of a stretch.
** Columbus' landing had nothing to do with either America or Canada. [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20101125172038/http://mrnussbaum.com/explorers/columbusroute.gif He dind't land anywhere near them.] It more has to do with the eventual Spanish domination of South America than anything.
* Didn't it say somewhere that America got looks from Germanic heritage? It would make sense, with how much of the population and culture can boast it, but am I remembering incorrectly?
** It didn't say anything about his looks, just that he mixed with a lot of Germanic blood. It's probably just in reference to German-American being the biggest ethnic group in the US. Chibi-America still looked like non-chibi-America, anyway, before he got more German settlers.
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== In accordance with the theory that nation-tans exist, Plushenko is a clone of Russia. ==
* Not content with the [[The Great Politics Mess-Up|Cold War]] simply being over and done with, Russia decided to continue the confrontation on another front--namelyfront—namely, professional figure skating. Plushenko was cloned, educated, and trained as the world's first potentially superhuman figure skater, having been cloned from Russia's body so that he would develop all the optimal traits of the Russian people but also be saner.
** Plushenko's performance at the Vancouver Olympics exposed a few flaws in the cloning technology, allowing Russia's [[Yandere (disambiguation)|original personality]] to leak through in the event of a loss or breakdown.
* Or, if the whole gods/demigods WMG is true, Plushenko is really Russia's son.
** Which would mean that nations can have kids with humans. Hmm. This requires further thought.
 
== Alfred is Multilingual ==
* [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County-1396x955.png Case in point] (Better data is [https://web.archive.org/web/20071225193634/http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/cats/population/ancestry_language_spoken_at_home.html available here] for download). When you're talking the United States, you're fairly hard pressed to find not only a culture that isn't represented, but isn't represented in bulk. It stands to reason that, with the settlers concentrating more strongly from these two areas than others, Alfred would most likely be fluent in Spanish and German. If we're going to make smaller regions a representation of the whole, he'd also have French, Chinese, Russian, and Italian (and others) under his belt.
** Or, at least, he had them at one point. Alfred isn't exactly known for being the most culturally aware, and it could be that he took them all and assimilated them as quickly as possible so that he could stick with what he already knew. With Hispanic immigration as high as it is, though, there's at least one he can't avoid...
** I'd have to disagree with this theory. Not only for one does it go against America's personality (his world map is only of North America, thus I doubt he'd actually realise that there are languages other than English or the common language that all the nations use to talk to each other) but also Americans are not exactly known for being culturally accepting. Not meaning to insult any Americans here, but most of the world does see (or at least stereotype) the American populace as being ignorant of other cultures. As Hetalia is playing off that stereotype, making America Multi-lingual would throw off the ignorant stereotype he's portraying. Also, when studying Linguistics (hence a link can't be supplied if anyone wishes to see for themselves), we were given statistics of the percentages of the three main English dominate speaking nations (Britain, America and Australia) and on a "national" (meaning how many people in the nation they got to do the survey) scale only 41-2% spoke a language other than English. This shows a surprisingly low amount of bilinguals living in America, although it is very culturally diverse. In comparison, in the less culturally diverse nation of Britain, 86% spoke a language other than English. This doesn't support America being a multi-lingual if someone like England - who sees smaller immigration rates per year (America sees 2.92 immigrants per 1,000 people, whereas the UK as a whole sees 2.17 immigrants per 1,000 people according to this site = [http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/imm_net_mig_rat-immigration-net-migration-rate#definition\]) - has double the amount of citizens who speak more than one language. Also, America has not federally established any Multicultural Policies, despite other Western nations like Canada, Argentina, the UK, Netherlands, Australia (despite not being in the West is still counted), and most other nations in central Europe have done so. Going to the other Wiki, and looking up "Multiculturalism" then scrolling down to the section about the US will reinstate this, and also mention that there's a prominent national myth about going to the US and having one's culture assimilated into the American culture. Statistically and just on the basis of stereotyping, there is too low a chance of America being multilingual - if Himaruya does bring multilingualism in the US up at all, then my best bet would be as a side note, rather than an actual depiction of it in the series itself.
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** Given that China's seiyuu had roles occasionally dropping bridgets on other people, this come at no surprise.
** Oh, I would really like this to be true, but it would ruin the tension!
** If China was secretly a girl, it seems doubtful that [https://web.archive.org/web/20210306084141/http://aph.starry-sky.com/files/gosya404.gifhtml he would ever take off his shirt in front of anyone else]{{Dead link}}, even if - or ''especially'' if - it was another nation. Also, when he turns around a little in the link, he appears to lack female breasts. (Sorry, Korea.)
* Sort of impossible, but it would explain Hong Kong. Daddy!England and Mommy!China?
** It occurred to this troper while watching the episode where China meets Baby!Japan that...well, China has [[wikipedia:Foot binding|very small feet.]] Although, obviously after the 2010 Bloodbath and that cute Mandarin dress, China's got to a be a guy...or seriously flat chested.
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== England lied about his height. ==
By now it's pretty obvious that he's not as tall as France and there's a lot more than just 2  cm between him and America. Knowing how self-conscious he can be, it's more than possible that he lied to make people think he's taller. (Let's just conveniently forget about the fact that Himaruya writes him.)
* To England and France, historically, them being of different heights in actuality but not in number is a very real possibility. There was a good period of time in which the English measuring system and the French one were different, with the French feet slightly larger (which is why we get myths such as Napoleon being very short). I can't think of an explanation for America, so it could be very well that he maintains this due to his self-consciousness.
 
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== America is a post-op female-to-male transsexual. ==
Florida [[The Simpsons (animation)|is America's wang]] but was not one of the original 13 colonies. So America must not have been born with a wang.
* He was always referred to as male, though, long before he even attempted to a acquire Florida.
** Everyone (in-universe) referred to Italy as a girl before finding out (even Italy), and they also thought Hungary was a boy. Clearly nation-tans are a bad judge of gender.
*** Italy never said he was a girl, as far as I know. Heck, he even almost reveals his true gender to HRE in that strip about [https://web.archive.org/web/20100210204444/http://aph.starry-sky.com/kmn.html his dream meeting Japan], not to mention getting all flustered and allowing Hungary to go bathe before him in [https://web.archive.org/web/20100210183145/http://aph.starry-sky.com/hnsan.html Hungary-san and her Maiden's Heart] and then in another strip showing no concern [https://web.archive.org/web/20100210204830/http://aph.starry-sky.com/mz.html about getting nude and swimming with HRE]. Not to mention that even though Austria thought was female and thus bought him dresses and such, he was technically raised by his granddad Rome along with Romano, and I'd sure as hell hope that he'd know his own grandson's gender. Of course, I could always be missing out on something (like an official statement by Himaruya, for example) but there hasn't been any indication that Italy was "gender-confused".
*** True, but the logic to make him female originally is faulty, and asserting literal gender change moves well beyond mistake. The theory is saying that expansion would mean body parts would be added for each gained territory, and that makes no sense especially in context of characters like America who expanded from about 375 thousand miles to almost 4 million. That, and it suggests that for a character to be male they need a phallic body of land, which is again in contrast to the series which makes genitalia (male or female) an important region rather than a suggestive one.
*** Three things; One- It was kind of a joke theory anyway, for some reason my joke theories (regardless of fandom) are always taken dead seriously and nitpicked even when (I think) it should be obvious it's a joke. Two- I'd say making two islands someone's nipples is a little on the suggestive side, although admittedly not on the level of what I'm suggesting would be. Three- I'm not saying that a nation-tan needs a suggestive geographic feature to be a particular gender, I'm saying that if a nation-tan is already particular gender and has a suggestive geographic feature that correlates to that gender there may be a relation. This theory came from fridge logic related to that.
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== China was born / first appeared sometime during the [[wikipedia:Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors|Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors]] Period, or between that period and the [[wikipedia:Xia Dynasty|Xia Dynasty]] period. ==
Logically, this seems like the best bet. China is often mentioned as being [[Older Than They Look|approximately 4000 years old]]. This fits pretty well with the traditional chronology of Chinese history, where the Xia Dynasty was supposedly established in roughly 2100 BC, having been born out of the earlier "''San-huang wu-ti''",<ref>We'll use this term in the future, since its ''way'' easier to write than the full name "Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors Period".</ref>, which has [[Shrouded in Myth|many elements of]] [[The Time of Myths|older mythological and cultural traditions]], and roughly ends somewhere around 2000 BC. Considering the fact that it was a very long time ago, and there's lots we don't know about those periods (much of it comes from oral, later written, and archaeological sources), its not at all surprising that these periods overlap.
 
Now then: China, like many nations, likely appeared as a small child when a form of cultural and national identity appeared among the people living in this region. This may have happened during the end of the "''San-huang wu-ti''", as it eased into the Xia Dynasty Period. He may have been "found" by one of his earliest bosses, and brought to live in the courts with the most important members of their society. China's growth probably mirrored [http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/8710/italygrowthandhistoryhi.jpg Italy's] over the intervening centuries, with "Chibi China" representing the late "''San-huang wu-ti''" and early Xia, older kid China during the later Xia Dynasty and the Shang Period, young teen China during the Zhou Dynasty (likely the Western Zhou Period), and his older teen form during the Eastern Zhou (known to us as the "Spring and Autumn Period" and later the more famous "Warring States Period"). This would be when he was truly maturing as a nation, and began seeing himself as the "Middle Kingdom". He would fully mature into his adult form upon the accession of Qin Shi Huang as the first emperor of Imperial China, under the "Qin Dynasty". This would mark a turning point in his life, being that it was founded around 221 BC (when he was roughly 2000 years old). From this point on, after being unified under the Qin (and later the Han), China began acting as a "Big Brother" figure to the other East Asian nations. Japan is, after all, first mentioned by the Chinese in the "Book of Han" (a collection of writings detailing the later Han period). He would not, however, begin taking serious lessons from China until after he meets Korea and begins borrowing culture and knowledge from them later in the 1st millennium AD.
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Just look at the sheer amount of [[wikipedia:List of sister cities in Canada|Sister Cities]] they seem to share, especially in northern Japan (particularly Hokkaido). One search command will get you at least 37 by my computer's count. They haven't had enough interaction to be sure about this, but even the countries aware of Canada can forget him from time to time, such as at the G8. It would also make sense, since a guy as observant as Japan who hangs out with America so much would pick up on the differences between the two North American brothers.
 
== The "F." in America/Alfred F. Jones's name comes from: ==
Make your guesses!
* '''F'''reedom!
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== America's glasses ==
They're actually a [[Tragic Keepsake]] from Republic of Texas, a small child living in Mexico's house, who he became friends with. Texas moved out, which Mexico was forced to accept after fighting with him. But then Texas moved in with America, leading to bad blood between Mexico and America. Texas lost his life in the ensuing Mexican-American war, but entrusted his glasses to America in his final moments and caused him to go on a [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]], ending in America seizing a significant amount of land from Mexico and growing into the "adult" he is today. It explains [https://web.archive.org/web/20210306084142/http://aph.starry-sky.com/files/arm404.gifhtml this]{{Dead link}}.
 
== Russia has the heart of a child... and he keeps it in his coat pocket. ==
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== Theres a reason Russia didn't have his scarf in the first few minutes of paint it white. ==
It's [[Noodle Incident|a long story]]. You see, this guy named [[Candle Jack/Just for Fun|Candle Jack]] cam
 
== England was King Arthur ==
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== America's [[Big Eater]] tendencies [[Freudian Excuse|are a subconscious paranoia of his past]] ==
You probably think it's outrageous, but after seeing [http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=america+the+hungry+hetalia#/d4eyv5l this] [http://dieingcity.deviantart.com/art/America-the-Hungry-Year-2-268073564 series] [http://dieingcity.deviantart.com/art/America-the-Hungry-Year-3-269198299 of] [http://dieingcity.deviantart.com/art/America-the-Hungry-Year-4-270488626 works] ("America the Hungry") depicting the U.S.'s history of not having enough to eat, it actually starts to make sense. He keeps some kind of food on his person at all times (at one point, he was shown to have tons of junk food hidden under his clothes) because he's afraid he won't have enough to eat again, and what with the present-day economy of America,<ref>Or for that matter, lack thereof</ref>, it's probably made worse.
 
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