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== Nyperold's Vast Collection of 'Azumanga Daioh!' Haikus ==
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Teacher's chain comes off
When a student stops to help
Takes the bike and rides
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Just in time for class
Three sizes are a secret
But it's the wrong room
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New transfer student
Good thing in a small package
She's just ten years old?!?
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Cooking is so fun
Yay, it's ready! Or is it
Not cooking at all?
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Master and student
Chihiro's helping Chiyo?
Other way around
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Making her own lunch
And string figures, good at them
Not tongue twisters, though
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Forgotten homework
Chiyo cowers at the front
Tap power reduced
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Cooking is so fun
Yay, it's ready! Cookies, cake!
Don't tell them to wait!
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Sakaki's scary
Vet, florist, stuffed toy vendor?
Maybe really nice...
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Sakaki is cool
So say all the other girls
...What was that cute thing?
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"Are you in a club?
I'm in astronomy club.
Would you be..." *runs off*
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What a nice spring day!
Look, a doggie being walked!
Stretch, and then go run
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Oh, hey, it's a cat
Should I try to pet it? Yeah.
What could it hurt-- *CHOMP*
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"Why's your hand wrapped up?"
"Maybe he was in a mood."
"Did she have a fight?"
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The same cat again
Good mood? A second attempt
Ends up the same way
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Tomo Takino
Hyper is her middle name
Or just "Wildcat"
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Yukari? I'm late!
Standing out in the hallway
Not that teacher cares
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Lasting five minutes,
Then ten, fifteen, and twenty,
At which point she falls
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Challenging Chiyo
Neither know the answer. Yay!
Now she says they're tied
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Going out for bread
A speedy return! Too bad
No one was timing
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Racing Sakaki
Starting with an advantage
Moving mountains back
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Tomo's in the lead?
Not for long; she falls behind
She's the runner-up!
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Another transfer
But she comes from Osaka
A new tsukkomi?
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Introductions made
Teacher expects Kansai-ben?
Reluctantly done
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Osaka busts myths
Takoyaki expected
"Nandeyanen?" "YAY!"
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Get it together
Paying attention in class? No.
Busy saying it
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Nickname acquired
But it's after her hometown
Now it's stuck for good
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Follow Osaka
Watch her wait at the crosswalk
Whoops, it's red again...
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Notice Chiyo-chan
She's a super-smart student
Not a smart aleck
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Osaka's spacey?
Soap slips, and handkerchief falls
Now it's soaking wet
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Those tiny bubbles
In my eyes make me track 'em
And miss everything
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A scream? Huge cockroach!
Tomo pursues, swatting friends
Before killing it
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Now it's on her book
Yukari cannot advise
Too squeamish to help
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Osaka races
Chiyo is slightly faster
Is she just too smart?
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Now for volleyball
Splitting into groups of six
What? Ten million yen?
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Served by Chihiro
Chiyo and Yomi set up
Sakaki's great spike
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What's Osaka's aim?
To be just like Sakaki
Not to take her out
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Tomo's power serve
Pegs the back of Chiyo's head
Will she be okay?
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Overhead passing
Osaka and Chiyo-chan
Get their facials here
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Osaka totters
Balanced badly, scaring them
Until she sits down
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Opening her lunch
Tomo finds a nice surprise
All her top three foods!
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Concentrating hard
Osaka pulls carefully
Splits her chopsticks clean
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Yomi likes spicy
Osaka can't handle it
Mischievous Yomi
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Osaka tries it
Now her mouth is burning up
Then she has hiccups
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Try drinking some juice
Now with plugged up ears and nose
But it doesn't work
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Balanced on chopsticks?
The cup falls off, spilling juice
Time for music class
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Hiccups don't help out
Playing a wind instrument
Will you knock that off?!?
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Osaka's hiccups
Have stayed over two hours
Will she die today?
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Next, the fear gambit
Please, Osaka, be afraid!
Chiyo's not scary
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Smacking on the back
Isn't good at curing them
That's when you're choking
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Spasms in the diaphragm
Punch in the solar plexus
Just puts her in pain
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Sakaki chimes in
She has a folk remedy
Just brew some kaki
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Ah, the classic cure
Holding your breath for a time
Whoops, that went too fast
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Push on the eyeballs
And when that doesn't do it
Pull on her tongue. Ow!
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Give it to someone?
Sounds a bit hokey, but still --
Don't give it to me!
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Could be that she's sick
What might be the problem here?
Probably the brain
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While they discuss
Chiyo notices they've stopped
But what was the cure?
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All's well that ends well
Except Chiyo has them now?
Try it all again!
|Nyperold}}
{{haiku|
Sharks and dolphins are
Fish and mammals, so therefore
Snails are insects?
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Osaka's trying
To instigate a punch line
But they don't know it
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Chiyo's pigtails
Connected, detachable?
Could she get new ones?
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Jolted from her thought
Osaka's shaken awake
Hey! Don't fall asleep!
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Chiyo is called in
Kurosawa-sensei gives
her her new swimsuit
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Yukari comes in
Talks about going drinking
Now is not the time
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"Nyamo"? What's that?
Kurosawa's old nickname
Don't use it at work
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Yukari's messy
But she can find everything
...The dictionary?
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Starts an avalanche
Chiyo holds it up, but then
is buried... again
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Tomo and Yomi
Outrank teachers easily
In terms of classmates
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Chiyo doesn't have
Any classmates from past grades
Isn't that a shock
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Tomo tells of bread
that evolved into monsters
...It was made up, right?
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Minamo begins
To tell about Yukari
But Yukari sings
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{{haiku|
Who is Nyperold?!
Azumanga's only fan?!
TOMO could do this!
|Slopeslider}}
{{haiku|
[[Critical Research Failure|"Reindeer don't exist,"]]
Says Tomo. Yet she is wrong.
Wails, [[Villainous Breakdown|"I'm not stupid!"]]
|Nat The Writer}}
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Nyamo is drunk
[[The Talk|And sharing some deep wisdom.]]
[[Just a Kid|Chiyo is baffled.]]
|Nat The Writer}}
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Wow, there's a lot here!
So many clever haikus
About this weird show.
|Sgt Frog 1}}
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Okinawa mountains
Home to wildcats and trees
And Sakaki's pet
|Man Called True}}
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"We're Team Seaslug!" "What?!"
"But why?! They're so..." ''[[Beat|[a brief pause] ]]''
"Go Team Seaslug!" "Yay..."
|The Hero Hartmut}}
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Farewell to their school
Yet they will all still be friends
Even with [[Jerkass|Tomo]]
|/Bobbk}}
{{haiku|
Why do you all think
"Nyamo" has three syllables?
Nya. Mo. Only ''two''.
|Sensei Le Roof}}
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Creepy orange cat...
Sakaki believes he is
Chiyo's real father.
|Ruise}}
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Summer vacation!
Tomo throws the keys away.
Everyone is pissed.
|Ruise}}
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