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Two[[Twenty Minutes Into the Future|At the turn of the millennium]] professional sports leagues are in decline due to increasing commercialisation and lack of passion for the games they play. One night at a party, two losers, Joe Coop and Doug Remer (Played by ''[[South Park]]'' creators [[Trey Parker and Matt Stone]]) invent a sport combining baseball and basketball, but requiring no real athletic skills. The sport becomes a big hit in their neighborhood, catching the eye of Billionaire Ted Demslow (Played by Ernest Borgnine), who offers to make it a national sport. Five years later, Coop, Remer and their friend Kenny Squeak "Little Bitch" Scolari are now professional players of the team known as the Milwaukee Beers. After Demslow dies, Coop owns the Beers and Baxter Cain, head of the rival team, the Dallas Felons, wants to change Baseketball's tradition and plots with Demslow's widow Yvette (Played by Jenny McCarthy) to destroy their chances of winning the Demslow Cup. Based on an actual game created by director [[David Zucker]].

{{quote|''"Continued expansion diluted the talent pool, forcing [sports team] owners to recruit heavily from forcing prisons, mental institutions, and [[Place Worse Than Death|Texas]]"''.}}

* [[Distracted Byby Thethe Sexy]]: Played for laughs in the locker room. As a running joke based on a popular athlete stereotype, Coop and Remer have been shown to have [[Gag Penis|comically large dicks]] when changing in the Locker room. Baxter who was blackmailing Coop and Remer into losing the Demslow cup, [[Not Distracted by the Sexy|didn't seem to notice or care]] about it until after he reveals his evil plan, where he only glimpses them before leaving. Jenna on the other hand, while berating them for Remer's clothing being run by a sweatshop, goes on a [[Freudian Slippery Slope]] replacing every noun with a euphemism for penis. When she can't take it anymore she leaves.

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