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[[File:sweet-tooth-concept-art.jpg|link=Twisted Metal|frame|This truck serves 41 flavors of ''TERROR AND CHAOS!'']]
{{quote|''"SUCK'' ''my'' ''POPSICLE!"''|Decal on Skids's/Mudflap's ice-cream truck mode in ''[[Transformers:
Ah, the ice cream truck. An all-American staple of childhood. But what's this? The truck's driver is a [[Child-Hater]] who's doing this as a front to sell drugs? Or maybe he's a pedophile who can't keep his Mr. Softie in his pants? Or, worse yet, he's an uncaptured serial killer who's keeping the bodies between the fudge pops and the Creamsicles? And his truck is either an [[Alleged Car]] (either played straight or exaggerated), redesigned from a paddy wagon or a discarded military vehicle, or looks as if it was featured on an episode of ''Pimp My Ride''.
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== [[Film]] ==
* The ''[[
* ''[[wikipedia:Ice Cream Man (film)|Ice Cream Man]]'', a horror film starring Clint Howard as a killer ice cream man.
** And there's also ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323307/ Mr. Ice Cream Man]''.
* The original version of ''[[Assault
* ''[[Max
* The [[Stephen King]]-directed ''[[
* In ''Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams'', they have an ice cream truck named "Happy Herb's Nice Dreams". Take the words, "Ice Creams" and add a "N" in front and make "Creams" into "Dreams". Naturally, they sell marijuana from the truck, along with ice cream. How "wholesome" this is depends on your views.
* The heroes of ''[[
* In Bill Forsyth's ''[[Comfort And Joy]]'', a radio personality is shaken from his post-breakup funk when he gets in the middle of a mob-grade territory war between rival ice-cream vendors.
* ''[[Help
* A Mister Whippy van also appears in ''[[
* Skids and Mudflap of ''[[Transformers:
* There's one in ''[[Legion]]''. {{spoiler|The truck's completely normal. The driver however...}}
* Dr. Claw's henchmen Brick and McKible drive an ice-cream delivery truck in ''[[Inspector Gadget]] 2.'' Oddly enough, its trunk is large enough to accommodate Claw's escape jet.
* In ''[[Friday (
* In ''[[Borat]]'', Borat and Azamat acquire an ice cream truck for transportation, and after some thought they also acquire an animal to guard the truck. So naturally there is a scene where a bunch of kids run up expecting ice cream, and instead find a ''[[Everything's Worse
* An ice cream truck is home to an illegal gun dealer in ''[[Southland Tales]]''. [[
* Psychotic clown Javier in ''[[The Last Circus]]'' drives one.
* The detective's informant in ''[[Hellraiser Inferno]]'' is a sleazy ex-con ice cream man who has covered the inside of his truck with pornographic images.
* In ''Killjoy'' the titular [[Monster Clown]] uses an ice cream truck that acts as a gateway to an [[Abandoned Warehouse]].
* The third ''[[
* The beginning of [[Act of Valor]] has the Chechen terrorist Abu Shabal driving what looks like an ice cream truck in the Phillipines to a school. Said Ice Cream Truck turns out to be a suicide car bomb, which kills the US Ambassador, his son, and several Phillipino schoolchildren.
== [[Literature]] ==
* There's a Wallace Stevens poem called ''The Emperor of Ice Cream'' that's sort of hard to interpret, but the first stanza is definitely talking about an ice cream man, and the second is definitely talking about a dead body. Whether the first is the cause of the second can't be determined, but it's all rather creepy. [http://www.cummingsstudyguides.net/Guides4/emperor.html Critics] seem to favor the theory that it's about the wake of the old lady who's lying dead in the second stanza. In that case, the partying in the first stanza might be seen as life-affirming or callous.
** The poem is quoted by a character in [[Stephen King]]'s ''[[
*** Also quoted in ''[[Kingdom Hospital]]''. Apparently King really likes this poem.
* In the novel ''The Clairvoyant Countess'' by [[Dorothy Gilman]] there is a significant ice cream truck company run by a very scary bad guy.
* [[Gahan Wilson]] wrote a short story called "Mr. Ice Cold". The ice cream truck and its driver look innocent enough at first. But then, a boy notices that there's one door on the truck that is never opened. One day he decides to take a quick peek inside the door and gets a nasty shock. Let's just say that Mr. Ice Cold prefers a different kind of treat besides ice cream.
* Not exactly ice cream truck, but a couple of [[Stephen King|Stephen King's]] short stories deal with a psychopathic milkman who plants poisonous spiders in his milk box, hands out all-purpose cream laced with highly corrosive acid and cartons of poisoned drinks, and was implied to have planted a bomb in one of his packages, which went off some time prior to the events of the story. All the stuff he needs is in his milk truck.
* Subverted in an ''[[
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* The ''[[
* A ''[[Tales
* One episode of ''[[Malcolm in
* Subverted in ''[[
* ''[[Shameless]]'': the Maguires use an ice cream van as a front for dealing drugs and give Frank a job on it. ("If someone asks for a smartie...give them a pill. If someone asks for a polo...give them a pill.") Backfires somewhat when Frank takes some himself and ends up giving pills to an old woman who wanted some actual smarties.
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' - Ice-cream truck driver is just one of a series of loser jobs for Xander.
* ''[[Law
** In the original show, the pedophile celebrity in "Smoke" has an assistant drive an ice cream truck to playgrounds; he hides inside to scout out potential "playmates".
** In an episode of ''[[Law and Order: Criminal Intent]]'' the victim of the week is living in an ice cream truck, and using it as a base to sell bootleg DVDs.
* The short-lived '80s sitcom ''Jennifer Slept Here'' starred Ann Jillian as the title character, an old movie actress who had been run over by an ice cream truck and haunts her former home as a ghost.
* In ''[[Vanpires]]'', an innocent looking ice cream truck is actually an evil vampire vehicle. Er, [[It Makes Sense in Context]].
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* ''[[The Drew Carey Show]]'' has an old ice-cream truck being used to distribute Buzz Beer. Disappointing when kids find out they don't have any ice cream, and rude when they keep getting asked, but not actively evil.
* In the second episode of the original ''[[Life On Mars]],'' Sam Tyler drives a witness incognito in an ice cream truck, hoping to spot a suspect. Unfortunately for the kids, Gene Hunt tags along too.
* Freddy Krueger in ''[[
* In an episode of ''[[Happy Days]]'', Fonzie quits his vehicle-repair job and must find a new way to make a living. He tries driving an ice cream truck, but he hates it because "Whenever I got it up to speed, some kid started chasin' after me wavin' a dime!"
* A ''[[
* The Hub series ''[[The Haunting Hour the Series]]'' has a story called "Catching Cold," about a fat boy who pursues an ice cream truck and how the ice cream truck seems to favor him. {{spoiler|Turns out the ice cream truck is haunted and traps those who are so obsessed with ice cream that they are willing to actively chase down the truck. It was also behind the disappearance of a boy in the late 1970s/early 1980s who did the same thing as the fat boy now and is now a fat, insane man who is more than willing to let the boy of 2011 trade places with him so the ice cream truck can feed off his soul}}.
== [[Music]] ==
* [[The Rutles]]' song "Doubleback Alley" has a line about ''the funny man in the ice cream van who [[Have a Gay Old Time|talked so queer]]...''
* [[Strapping Young Lad]]'s secret song from their album ''Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing'', "Satan's Ice Cream Truck" about [[Exactly What It Says
** The song was actualized into a real demonic ice cream truck by a fan of the band from Minnesota. The truck is referred to as Hell General. General because it is made from an AM General postal truck and Hell because of where it supposedly comes from.
* Steve Taylor's "I Blew Up the Clinic Real Good" is about an ice cream truck driver who bombs an abortion clinic.
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* ''[[The Far Side]]'' plays with this several times.
** ''I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!''
** There's another strip with the [[Exactly What It Says
** There's also the Vaccination Truck.
* A ''[[Pearls Before Swine]]'' comic has Pig getting hit by an ice cream truck.
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
* In an episode of ''[[
{{quote| '''Ice Cream Man:''' I can't even eat ice cream anymore, because of ''the pain!'' '''''All because of you and your stupid pennies!!!'''''}}
* ''[[
* ''[[
* ''[[Codename
** Ice cream men are often used as Mooks for various villains.
* There's one in the first episode of ''[[My Life
* The ''[[
* In an episode of ''[[The Mighty B]]'', there's one of these: the driver gets pissed off at Bessie because she reports him to his manager {{spoiler|(just because he accidentally ran ''ONE'' stop sign in ten years of driving the truck)}}.
** In Bessie's defense, she thought she was calling the actual driver; she didn't know it was the phone number of his manager's office.
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