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{{quote|'''Algernon''' ''(stammering)'': Bunbury doesn't live here. Bunbury is somewhere else at present. In fact, Bunbury is dead. <br />

'''Lady Bracknell''': Dead! When did Mr. Bunbury die? His death must have been extremely sudden.<br />

'''Algernon''' ''(airily)'': Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon. I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon. <br />

'''Lady Bracknell''': What did he die of? <br />

'''Algernon''': Bunbury? Oh, he was quite exploded. <br />

'''Lady Bracknell''': Exploded! Was he the victim of a revolutionary outrage? I was not aware that Mr. Bunbury was interested in social legislation. If so, he is well punished for his morbidity. <br />

'''Algernon''': My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live, that is what I mean--so Bunbury died. <br />

{{quote|Yossarian pushed his hand away. "Give up, Milo. People can't eat cotton."<br />

Milo's face narrowed cunningly. "It isn't really cotton," he coaxed. "I was joking. It's really cotton candy, delicious cotton candy. Try it and see."<br />

{{quote|'''Damien:''' ...You're horrible at lying.<br />