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== [[Bad Lip Reading]] is really... Ark Music Factory. ==
[[Friday (Musicsong)|Friday]] wasn't just the most obvious target, it was the most available. Basically the corporate bigwigs behind Ark saw an impending disaster and decided to engineer a big [[Take That, Audience!]], by bringing in some sound-mixing guys who'd been building their experience on Youtube and other places, starting out with a rip on Friday, automatically endearing themselves to the populace, and building up a name with more and more songs. By the time they're done, the placeholder staff at Ark will be long phased out and Friday will be [[Gannon Banned]].
* Case in point, everything they've done has been given a hip-hop slant (except "Hot Jumping Beans" and "Asian Baby", presumably because said execs wanted more white input to play up Rascall Flatts' redneck angle).
* Case in point 2: a recent copyright claim to block "Gang Fight" was done in [[Rebecca Black (Music)|Rebecca Black]]'s name rather than Ark.
* This would also explain the secrecy: Ark has a bad reputation after "Friday".
 
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== A love triangle exists between BLR-Verse Taylor Swift, Wiz Khalifa and Bruno Mars, of which Barack Obama is aware. ==
 
In “(Rockin') All Nite Long”, Swift calls herself “a waitress”. Obama, in “Trick the Bridesmaid”, comments on the crown being “for your juicy waitress”. Who has a crown? Mars, who'll “knock you out”. Clearly, Mars intends to invite Swift over and [[Tap Onon the Head|knock her in the head]] after wine to prevent her from becoming Khalifa's girlfriend, and Obama knows exactly what's about to happen, but is too busy dealing with the famine that Rick Perry mentioned in his campaign video (by stealing food) to help in any way other than trying to discourage Mars from going through with his crazy plan.
 
== The guy behind Bad Lip Reading is [[True Capitalist (Radio)|Ghost.]] ==
 
Both are Texans. Both are [[Man of a Thousand Voices|men of a thousand voices.]] Both are involved in internet culture. If Ghost is a troll, as some suspect, it fits.