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[[Friday (Music)|Friday]] wasn't just the most obvious target, it was the most available. Basically the corporate bigwigs behind Ark saw an impending disaster and decided to engineer a big [[Take That, Audience!]], by bringing in some sound-mixing guys who'd been building their experience on Youtube and other places, starting out with a rip on Friday, automatically endearing themselves to the populace, and building up a name with more and more songs. By the time they're done, the placeholder staff at Ark will be long phased out and Friday will be [[Gannon Banned]].

* The last straws come in a pair. Angel Mouth ''not only'' [[Rant -Inducing Slight|eats all of the Jedi Jello]][[Tradesnark|(tm)]], but also lets his frog, Adrian, [[Thrown Out the Airlock|out of the airlock to die of suffocation/decompression.]] In anger, she dubs him [[Appropriated Appellation|'Dirty Spaceman']] and he storms out, stopping to take 'the spaceman head' (probably something he had with him when he moved in).

James Blunt and his [[Cool Pet|pet bullfrog]] sell [[The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You|y]][[You Bastard|o]][[Take That, Audience!|u]] some wine. They witness you [[Moral Event Horizon|punching a Brazillian orphan]]. Even the Bullfrog, who is normally emotionless, wants to exact revenge upon you for this unforgivable deed. James leads your dog into a hut and [[Family -Unfriendly Death|slits its throat]], Destroys the submarine your friends are riding in (With help from a phantom), watches them [[Nightmare Fuel|drown in their own blood,]] and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Pushes you on top of your burger and fries.]] He steals your wallet and buys [[The Stoner|a lot of good weed,]] a bottle of milk and a soggy eggshell. He then remembers his old [[Cool Pet|pet owl]], who had a strange habit of [[Funny Animal|wearing clothes,]] and philosophizes that [[Ice Cream Koan|"a Zebra thinks he's half not-black"]].