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* [[The Mighty Thor]] hands these out like candy on Halloween. See his page for details.
* ''[[League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'': "I'm Wilhelmina Murray. I've seen off Count Dracula, Professor James Moriarty and the Martian Invasion of 1898."
* ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)]]'': "Not enough gun."
* "We're the [[Justice League of America|Justice League]]. [[Warren Ellis|We've beaten up real gods and made them cry."]]
* Mr. Mxyzptlk -- "I'm the goddamn TRICKSTER GOD!"
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** "CREDO!"
** Torquemada of course couldn't be worse:
{{quote| "I am the [[God
* "I am the [[Gender Bender|mother]] of Odin's stallion, Sleipnir. I am the father of Fenrir [[Sadly Mythtaken|Sun-Eater]], and of Hel Half-Rotted and of Jormungund the World-Serpent. I am Loki Scar-Lip, Loki Skywalker, Loki Giant's Child, Loki Lie-Smith. I am Loki, who is fire and wit and hate. I am Loki. And I will be under an obligation to no one." -- Loki (duh) ''[[The Sandman]]''
** And, from the same world: "I am of the People, man. My teeth are sharp enough to cut bone. I can run on four legs as well as two. I am kin to dwarrow and nightgaunt. I owe allegiance to none and I fear no man born. I want the woman." -- Vassily of the People
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