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** He gives out another one when he dives after a criminal who has a jetpack:
{{quote| "I don't need a jetpack... All I need is ''hate''!"}}
* [[Aquaman (Comic Book)|Aquaman]]:
{{quote| "Lay down your arms! I'm serious and I have the firepower to prove it! Sworn protectorate of over fifteen thousand submarine states. My territory surrounds every continent on the planet. I rule most of this planet's surface and almost all of its depths. So don't even think about picking a fight with the King of Atlantis."}}
* [[Incredible Hulk (Comic Book)|Bruce Banner]] once forced [[Badass|Wolverine]] and [[Axe Crazy|Daken]] to back down when he explained to them what it means to be one of the smartest people in the world ''and'' be dangerously unstable.
{{quote| Maybe the real reason I became Hulk... was to protect the world from Banner.}}
* [[I Kill Giants]]:
{{quote| I will unleash a terrible fury and do things to you that will make God cry.}}
* "You dumb bastards! I'm Snow White! I run [[Fables (Comic Book)|Fabletown]] and I'm ''never'' outgunned!"
* "My name is Jay Garrick/Barry Allen/Wally West/Bart Allen/John Fox. I'm [[The Flash]]. The fastest man alive."
* [[Daredevil|Bullseye]]'s is short, but right [[Incredibly Lame Pun|on target]]: "I never miss."
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{{quote| His lightning could incinerate armies. My bones crumble beneath his fists. He is stronger than me. He is faster than me. He is more powerful than me in all ways but one. He cannot stop me. How could he? I can't even stop myself.}}
* [[Doctor Strange]] does these relatively rarely, so when he flexes his muscles it really gets your attention.
{{quote| Hear me well, [[Incredible Hulk (Comic Book)|Bruce]]... Your anger means ''nothing'' to me. I am the '''SORCERER SUPREME'''. I could snuff the feeble flame of your mortal life with the ''merest twitch of a finger''.}}
* And the arguably scariest Dr.Strange villain of all, Zom (''How scary? He was imprisoned once by a coalition of beings including Dormammu and Eternity - which is the equivalent of God and Satan teaming up to take someone out''), after being freed from his dimensional prison: "Let the worlds within and the worlds without ''tremble'' in their orbits!"
* In ''[[Azrael]]'' Annual #2, a Legends of the Dead Earth [[Elseworld]], Brian claimes Azrael "defeats six monsters before breakfast. Sometimes he has them ''for'' breakfast. With milk and sugar. [[Metaphorgotten|And sliced strawberries, occasionally]]."
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{{quote| ''I could crack the thunder of a lightning bolt.''}}
* [[Judge Dredd]]: "The law is the law...and ''I am the law!''"
* After ending the [[Annihilation]] event by killing Annihilus with his bare hands, [[Nova (Comic Book)|Nova]] had brought the event up on several occasions. At one point he threatened Blastarr by reminding him that he could easily repeat the act on Blastarr if he does not act diplomatically. But the most famous instance was directed at [[Iron Man|Tony Stark]].
{{quote| '''Nova''': I pulled him inside out and saved the universe. What have you done lately, Tony?
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