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* Controversial character D.J. Croft from the [[Mega Crossover]] [[Fanfic]] ''[http://www.eyrie-productions.com/NXE/nxe3-9.txt Neon Exodus Evangelion]'' by Eyrie Productions Unlimited eventually gets one of these. Based on an [[I Have Many Names]] passage from the game ''[[Marathon Trilogy|Marathon]]'', it first appears in the story as a set of [[Arc Words]] and eventually evolves into a [[Badass Boast]]:

{{quote|"Know you that I am he who was once Longinus, centurion of the Tenth Legion. [[Julius Beethoven Da Vinci|I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh]]. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world goes dim and cold. I have been killed a thousand times and every time I return. I fight for truth. I fight for glory. I fight for love. I fight for beauty. I am Hero. I will return."}}

* "Alright. So. Introductions first, along with whoever's your command squad. I'm Michael, I own this house and can crush you with a tank. Repeatedly, if necessary. Or with something heavier. How about you?" From this fic [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k_ToyHammer called ToyHammer]

* Darkly played in the ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Gurren Lagann]]''/''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Evangelion]]'' Crossover: ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5184649/1/Neon_Toppa_EVA_Lagann Neon Toppa EVA Lagann]'' by a desperate Simon to a scared and confused {{spoiler|Shinji}} (while pressing the sharp point of his drilling tool against the latter's stomach) to get information on where he can find an injured Kamina some medical attention:

** ''Iruel/The Eleventh'': '''[[Rolling Stones|Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm an Angel of wealth and taste. Pleased to meet you! Hope you guess my name! But what's troublin' you is the nature of my game]]. I am. Through license of he who is called "I Am" I have come. Thought I shall never touch the base earth on my quest, I have come. I am the multitude. I am the endless expanse. I am the Many. Even standing alone, I am Legion. I am within your systems, within your story and rewriting this final act for my own ends. I am the Fear of God. Angel of Terror. I am Iruel. I am here.'''

** ''Leliel/The Twelfth'': '''I AM. THROUGH LICENSE OF HE WHO IS CALLED 'I AM' I AM COMING. THOUGH I SHALL NEVER TOUCH THE BASE EARTH ON THIS BLESSED QUEST, I AM COMING. I AM THE DARKNESS BETWEEN STARS. I AM THE BRIDGE OF UNIVERSES. I AM THE HOLE OF THE WORM AND THE TUNNEL OF THE MOUNTAIN. LAST I AM, THOUGH NEW TRUTH SHALL BE FORGED IN MY PASSING. I AM THE JAWS OF GOD. ANGEL OF NIGHT. I AM LELIEL. I AM COMING.'''

** ''Zeruel/The Fourteenth'': '''I AM. THROUGH LICESENSE OF HE WHO IS NAMED "I AM". I HAVE COME. THOUGH MY FEET SHALL DRAG UPON THIS BASE EARTH, I HAVE COME. [[The Dragon|I AM THE SECOND TO FATHER.]] [[The Berserker|INHERITOR OF HIS BOUNDLESS RAGE.]] YOU HAVE EXISTED SO FAR AT MY PLEASURE AND PATIENCE, AND THAT, AS SHALL YOUR WORKS OF CIVILISATION, SHALL NOW COME TO AN END. I AM THE GREATEST OF THE MESSENGERS, MOUNTAIN OF THEIR STRENGTH. CITIES SHALL FALL UPON MY PASSING. SONGS SHALL BE SUNG OF WHAT IS LEFT IN MY WAKE. I AM THE ARM OF GOD. ANGEL OF MIGHT. I AM ZERUEL. [[Oh Crap|I HAVE COME.]] '''

*** A brilliant [[Audio Adaptation]] can be fount [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEpm0Z6w6mk&playnext_from=TL&videos=VhXiTyvMuCk here]

** ''Arael/The Fifteenth'': '''I AM. THROUGH LICENSE OF HE WHO IS CALLED 'I AM' I HAVE COME. THOUGH I SHALL NEVER STAND UPON THE BASE EARTH ON MY BLESSED QUEST, I HAVE COME. MY LIGHT SHALL BURN AWAY FALSEHOODS. THE TRUE AND STRONG SHALL NOT FEAR ME. I AM THE LIGHT OF GOD. ANGEL OF BIRDS. I AM ARAEL. I HAVE COME.'''

** {{spoiler|''[[Word of Dante|Tabris/Kaworu Nagisa/The Seventeenth]]'': '''I Am and I Think. By the Power of He who is called "I Am," and the Genius of of the descendants of She who is called "I Think," I was Born. Though I Walk on this Base Earth, seperate from the Lilim and my Brothers, I Am Here. Though my Father is I Am, I have another Father who was descended of I Think. Despite our Collective Goals, I will fight my Brothers to further my own Goals. I Plan, and I Live, and I Improvise. When I strike, it Will be without Warning. And when you Believe that I Am not a Threat, that is when I Am the Most Dangerous. I Am the Last, the Reborn First. I Am The Pilot of Provisional Evangelion Unit 6. I Am the Will of God. I Am the Lilim Spirit of Life. I Am the Angel of Free Will. I Am Kaworu Nagisa. I Am Tabris. I Am Here. And I Will Remain.''' Though Gregg has given some approval for it.}}

*** {{spoiler|''Shalgiel''/First Cherub: [[Omnicidal Maniac|'''You are, all of you, Garbage. We shall burn the surface of this world until your carbon remains become like diamond glass. I am the falling snow that buries you ?neath our contempt. I am the winding chill of the wind as it strips your flesh from bone. I am the Knight of God. Angel of the Snow. I am Shalgiel. I am Here.''']]}}

*** {{spoiler|''Rampel''/Second Cherub: '''You are, all of you, garbage. You choke the air and rape the base earth beneath you. Those you term "Angels" are you salvation through destruction. But we are not them. We do not seek salvation. We do not believe you are to be saved. You will ground beneath our weight until you are paste and compost. I am the Crawling Mountain of God. Angel of the Peaks. I am Rampel. I am coming.'''}}

* In [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2636980/20/Uzumaki_Harry Chapter 20 of Uzumaki Harry], by [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/849822/ Shadow Crystal Mage], the First Task gives us this one:

{{quote|"You think I'm scared of you, you overgrown luggage set!" Harry cried, standing in the middle of the scorched circle of ground the dragon's fire had made, his voice ringing across the stands. "I'm ''HARRY POTTER, '''BITCH'''!'' I killed my first unholy force of evil when I was ONE! YEAR! OLD! ''WITHOUT A WAND!'' I've been working in the porn industry ''SINCE BEFORE I KNEW I COULD WRITE!'' I've been supporting my little brothers since the orphanage threw us out for being too awesome when I was five! I do more insane things before dawn than both Weasley twins will ever pull off during their lifespan! Slytherin's fucking '''BASILISK''' couldn't kill me when it actually managed to get one of its fangs INTO MY ELBOW! I'm building a harem and so far no one's tried to stop me, even though they know I'm doing it! And now, '''I HAVE MY BOOMSTICK BACK!''' This isn't a counter attack, suitcase! Ever since the last time someone I loved was taken away from me, I've never stopped! My whole '''LIFE''' since then has been a counter attack! You? You're not even a choice flag event in the eroge of my life! "'}}

{{quote|{{spoiler|'''O.B.A.M.A.'''}}: "You," he said, "You're..."

{{spoiler|'''Kaminic'''}}: "The only Absolution given form. The Former God of Water. The Aspect of Evolution. The Name of A Thousand Suns. I am the Alpha and Omega, Beginning and End, I am HE Who is CALLED '''I AM''', you arrogant bastard. I am the Logos, the Garden, the Primal Meme. {{spoiler|I am '''''Kaminic'''''.}} And," I said, twisting through fivespace in less than an instant, coming out right behind the Man who had become a God, "I am your death." }}