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** It's cool in the sense that we are made to remember that Simon is a fantastic and skilled driller, the Squick comes from being made to imagine (along with {{spoiler|Shinji}}) what those drilling skills can do to soft, human flesh.

* From ''[http://www.illegal-art.org/video/wizard.html Wizard People, Dear Reader]'': "I am a beautiful animal! I am a destroyer of worlds! I am ''Harry '''[[Precision F-Strike|fucking]]''' Potter!''"

{{quote| "Yes, I think war is a fool's game. Yes, I believe life -- all life -- is precious. But tell me something, Vharaj -- did you ever listen to my ''enemies''' tales of me? If you did, it's obvious you weren't paying attention. The Daleks do not have emotion, Vharaj. They don't know fear. But do you know what they called me? ''Ka Faraq Gatri''. It means Destroyer of Worlds. I am the Bringer of Darkness, Vharaj. The Oncoming Storm. I've watched worlds and galaxies fall, and rise, and fall again. I fought the Vampires at the dawn of Creation, and I may yet witness the end of the Universe. I brought about the destruction of my own race, the deaths of my children, my grandchildren, my siblings, my friends, all in the name of peace, to save this Universe. So you tell me, Vharaj: ''what do you think I am capable of?"''}}

* Parodied with the ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' [[Fanfic]] ''[[Those Lacking Spines (Fanfic)|Those Lacking Spines]]''.

{{quote| "''That's right''. I am the {{spoiler|''princess''}} of the {{spoiler|''Golden Empire''}}. I can {{spoiler|erase a human personality}} with my ''thoughts''. I {{spoiler|remember}} more {{spoiler|centuries of experiences}} than you can even count. ''I can {{spoiler|resurrect the dead}}''. And you are going to ''calm down and listen to me''."}}

* There's one [[Dollhouse]] crossover<ref> with what will become immediately evident</ref> (Name? Link?) where just as the [[Big Bad]] is bearing down on a hostage (also evil, but more experienced in the crossing-over universe's conventions), the hostage warns that he better surrender, because an acquaintance is coming and is going to say the four scariest words in the universe, and goes on for quite some time about how he needs to give himself up ''now'', despite holding the high ground, because once he hears those four words, he is dead meat and has no chance whatsoever, not even for mercy. This is, naturally, followed by the acquaintence arriving and saying those four words:

** The lead-up is a conventional example, and unusual in that it turns the perfectly ordinary introduction into one as well.

* ''[[In the Service (Fanfic)|In the Service]]'''s originator/extra material ''Monsters'' has [[Lyrical Nanoha|Signum]] explaining why making her angry is bad, while in the midst of torturing someone by turning unnecessary bits of their body to ashes.

'''Takato''': ''No Rika, [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|You're underestimating me]].'' }}

* [[A Hero (Fanfic)|A Hero]] has Dalek Sec Giving one to Kyubey:

''Kyubey'':''You?''<br />

''Dalek Sec'': ''NOT ME. A [[Catch Phrase|WO-RD]]; IT IS A WO-RD THAT CAU-SES SUCH FE-AR, THAT E-VEN THE LORDS OF TI-ME ARE SENT TO THEIR KNE-ES''.<br />