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''I will make myself like the Most High.'' }}
** David has a pretty awesome one when he tells King Saul that he's [[Curb Stomp Battle|going to kill Goliath:]]
{{quote| ''[[The Bible|1 Samuel 17: 34-37]]'' "But David said to Saul, “Your servant has been keeping his father’s sheep. When a [[King of Beasts|lion]] or a [[Everything's Worse
*** slightly later: "You come against me with sword and spear and javelin, but I come against you in the name of the LORD Almighty, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have defied. This day the LORD will deliver you into my hands, and I’ll strike you down and cut off your head. This very day I will give the carcasses of the Philistine army to the birds and the wild animals, and the whole world will know that there is a God in Israel. All those gathered here will know that it is not by sword or spear that the LORD saves; for the battle is the LORD’s, and he will give all of you into our hands.”
** In 2nd Corinthians chapter 11, Paul gives a sort of [[Badass Boast]], in order to humor the people that he is writing to:
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*** [[Seanbaby|"I'm gonna take a dump on your spine you petite little bitch! AJA KONG!!!]]
* An epic one by [[The Game Overthinker]] on behalf of all gamers.
{{quote| "What do we have to be scared of? We're gamers! We've faced worse than a bunch of busybody [[Media Watchdog|anti-gaming censors]]. We [[Super Mario Bros.|charged the bridge against Bowser]]. [[The Legend of Zelda|We drew swords at Ganondorf]]. We outsmarted Doctors [[Mega Man (
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** We secure. We contain. We protect.
* Slam poet Taylor Mali [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU&feature=youtube_gdata delivers one] about...[[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|teaching!]]
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