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{{quote|"You see, it's like this. In the beginning, God created me... Then he made the universe, from what was left. You will never forget this next moment."|'''Morningbright the Dragon''', ''[[Smax]]''}}
{{quote|''Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor and you're in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up.''|'''The Tenth Doctor''', ''[[
{{quote|''Oh, you're not the first lot to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. [Hologramatic slideshow of various monsters] And what you've got to ask is, what happened to them? [Hologram of all the previous Doctors kicking the collective arses of every alien to mess with Earth, ever, comes up while utterly awesome music plays. It gets to the Tenth, and the Eleventh walks through, having just finished picking out his new clothes] Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... Run.''|'''The Eleventh Doctor''', ''[[
{{quote|''"Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me."''|'''Commander Susan Ivanova''', ''[[
{{quote|"HELLLOOO STONEHENGE! Who takes the [[Sealed Evil in A Can|Pandorica]]...takes the universe! But bad news everyone...'cause guess who! [[The Reveal|HA!]] Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting, could you all stay still for a minute because [[Skyward Scream|I AM TALKING!]] (Every ship in the sky '''stops''') Now the question for the hour is: "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" [[Beat|(Beat)]] '''Come oooooon!''' Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else: I don't have '''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|ANYTHING! TO! LOSE!]]''' So if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all your silly - little - guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember [[Doctor Who
''(The spaceships fall back. Beat.)''<br />
That'll keep 'em squabbling for half an hour. ''Romans''.|'''The Eleventh Doctor''' to an army of spaceships filled with his entire [[Rogues Gallery]], ''[[
{{quote|''As you can see, I'm tiny. Ever since I was born I've done nothing but fight guys that were way bigger than me. And you know what? Not once have I run from a fight. And I've never lost, either!! So sit tight and watch. I'll protect you for sure!!''|'''[[Pint-Sized Powerhouse|Makoto]] [[Badass Normal|Tobita]]''', as he is about to try and challenge a giant monster that is trying to kill his girlfriend, ''[[Super Dreadnought Girl 4946]]''}}
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{{quote|''When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.''|'''Vhailor''', ''[[Planescape Torment]]''}}
{{quote|"If I want to live, ''I live!'' If I want to take, ''I take!'' If I want you to die, ''YOU DIE!''"|'''Cesare Borgia''', ''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (Video Game)|Assassin's Creed Brotherhood]]''}}
{{quote|Do you believe that I could kill you? Right here, right now, without using a sword or the Power? Do you believe that if I simply willed it, the Pattern would bend around me and stop your heart? By...coincidence? |'''Rand 'al Thor, The Dragon Reborn''', ''[[The Wheel of Time]]''}}
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'''Daleks:''' We would destroy the Cybermen [[One-Man Army|with one Dalek!]] You are superior in only one respect!<br />
'''Cybermen:''' What is that?<br />
'''Daleks:''' You are better at dying! RAISE COMMUNICATION BARRIER!!!|The day the Cybermen and Daleks finally meet one another, ''[[
{{quote|''I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! '''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|I! AM! BEOWULF!]]'''''|''[[Beowulf (Film)|Beowulf]]''}}
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{{quote|''You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.'' |'''William Munny''', ''[[Unforgiven (Film)|Unforgiven]]''}}
{{quote|'''I am Chuck [[Precision F-Strike|Fucking]] Norris!''' I've spread more [[Gorn|blood and gore]] than forty score of your puny [[American Civil War|Civil Wars]], [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]]! I split the Union with a [[Chuck Norris Facts|roundhouse kick]]! I wear a black belt on the beard that [[Rated "M" for Manly|I grow on my dick]]! ... [[Abraham Lincoln|You]] may have freed the slaves, but Chuck is everyone's master!|'''Chuck Norris''' in ''[[Epic Rap Battles of History]]''}}
{{quote|''Turaga Nuju always said the universe was a riddle. Today, I am the answer.''|'''Toa Matoro''', ''[[Bionicle]]''}}
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