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* ''[[Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures]]'', [http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_127.php anyone?]
** Subverted [http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_337.php here], too.
* ''[[Tales of the Questor]]'': What triggers this boast can be seen [https://web.archive.org/web/20130226234556/http://www.rhjunior.com/totq/00309.html here]. "I'm the freaking Questor of Freeman Downs! I have slogged through the Dire Swamps, killed a Gragum god-priest and three of his followers single-handed, and waded thru an army of shadow wights to kill a rat-king. I also happen to be the guy who just hospitalized half you big, bad gang, jackass. I have a badge, an arsenal, and a license to kill. The only reason you're still alive is that I didn't want to mess with the paperwork. So feel free to drop by any time, dillweed. I see you, or your friends within [[American Customary Measurements|a hundred miles]] of my town and I'll gut you like a trout."
** Subverted a couple of panels later; while the threat takes, the "badass" in question requires a [[Vomit Discretion Shot]] from the stress of it, which can be seen [https://web.archive.org/web/20130226234530/http://www.rhjunior.com/totq/00310.html here].
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20130228063153/http://www.rhjunior.com/totq/00597.html He does it again!] With additional recap!
{{quote|"''You want to know who I am? I'll tell you who I am-- '''I'm Quentyn, son of Quinn, the Questor of Freeman Downs.''' The '''Gnomes''' call me '''"Hunter of Shadows."''' The '''Gragum''' call me '''"Little God-Slayer."''' The gangs of the Tumbledowns call me '''Sir''', if they know what's '''good''' for them. I am one of '''Oberon's Untouched''' -- '''kissed''' by the '''White Stag''' and '''blessed''' by '''two ladies''' of the '''Seleighe Court'''. I have slain a '''Gragum priest-king''' and '''three''' of his followers '''singlehanded.''' I have waded through an '''army''' of '''shadow-wights''' to lay low a '''rat-king'''. I have pulled a '''house''' down around the ears of not one, but '''two''' gangs of '''thieves'''. I have slain a '''swamp kraken''', and run before the '''Wild Hunt''' -- and '''won'''. And before I leave this duchy I will add a '''dead dragon''' to that list. '''I am a Rac Cona Daimh, and I am nothing to be trifled with.''' Do you have any '''other''' questions, Your Grace?''"}}
** The spin-off, ''[[Quentyn Quinn, Space Ranger]]''. also has one: when Commander Quinn tells some space pirates [https://web.archive.org/web/20120619085715/http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00012.html why some very nasty aliens listen to the Racconans].
* Chaos of ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'' had one recently, while the left half of her body was amorphous claws and teeth, right before she leaves Magus to eternal isolation in the spirit realm:
{{quote|'''Pandora''': You've asked many time what my name is. I have had many, but I will give you the full one I have chosen for myself.'' '''Pandora. Chaos. Raven.''' ''Refer to me as one or all. I will live up to that name. Ponder that in your newfound isolation.
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'''Black Mage:''' ...is that a yes? }}
** [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/08/26/episode-455-self-fulfilling-stupidity/ "Yeah, I sweat wisdom for breakfast."]
* ''[[The 10 Doctors]]'': [https://web.archive.org/web/20100531064115/http://comics.shipsinker.com/2009/02/16/the-10-doctors-page-185/ Dalek Tor is supreme].
* ''[[No Need for Bushido]]''—Parodied:
{{quote|'''Yorikiro:''' Call me Yorikiro, Master of Martial arts and wielder of a secret knowledge of fighting style so mystical and great it has no name for all those who witness is perish before they can grasp the immense power before them!!!!
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{{quote|'''Karl Tagon''': Surrender now, Damico. I have a monkey and I know how to use it.}}
* ''[[Sister Claire]]'' gives us "[http://www.sisterclaire.com/?p=1034 I'm sorry to tell you] that our name, ''Sisters of Mercy'', is a bit misleading. [[God]] shows mercy. ''We don't''."
* ''[[Fans]]'' had this recent bit with [https://web.archive.org/web/20100617101225/http://faans.com/index.php?p=1971 Rikk and Marc] after Hus claimed that Rikk was beaten the last time he was in the field:
{{quote|'''Rikk:''' First off, I got sucker-punched by [[Captain America (comics)]]. That's like giving Michael Phelps a head start. Secondly, I've spent the last five years with two remarkable women. One of them's one of the toughest, cleverest fighters I've ever seen anywhere. The other is Rumiko Tanaka Oberf! We work hard, but we do make time for each other. And when we're not vegging or sharing a bed...we like to spar! Marc and I aren't here to impress you, Hus. We're here to bring you to justice.
'''Marc:''' Bully needs a beatdown! (To Rikk) Yours was way more wootworthy.
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