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* ''[[Dead Ringers (TV series)|Dead Ringers]]'': "Your bakery products are weak, old man!"
* In ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]'', Hiro tries to defend himself against his katana-wielding father with a baguette. It works about as well as you'd expect.
* In one episode of ''[[Kaamelott]]'', King Arthur tries cutting a loaf of bread but can't even dent it with his knife. He is then informed that the peasants are revolting, and hadn't brought fresh bread to the castle for weeks. Arthur leaves table to have a serious discussion with the rebels -- andrebels—and, after reflection, pick up the stale bread as a bludgeon.
* ''[[Leverage]]'':
{{quote|'''Nate:''' Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?
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* The classic Lucas Arts point and click adventure game ''[[Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders]]'' features a stale baguette that could be used to kill a two-headed squirrel. You receive the baguette by annoying a baker into throwing it at you. The bread ''breaks'' the sidewalk.
* Kass Basher (formerly titled "Whack-A-Kass"), a ''[[Neopets]]'' minigame, uses a baguette as one of the "baseball bats".
* [[MMORPG]] ''[[Runescape]]'' has a (very irritating) random event called the Sandwich Lady. Every so often (i.e. usually at least once a day) she appears out of nowhere and offers you one of a selection of treats (only one of which was actually useful for healing past level 10). Pick the wrong one, and she knocks you out (guess what with) and you wake up somewhere else. Fortunately, this event has been modified -- shemodified—she no longer pops up right in the middle of you doing something. ''Un''fortunately, however, she still knocks you out with a baguette if you choose wrong.
* In ''Kingdom o' Magic'', in order to depose the High Steward of Minar Tragedy you have to get a sword baked into a baguette so you can get it past the guards.
* Loaves of bread are available as weapons in ''[[Phantom Brave]]''. With proper fusion, they can be quite powerful, granting the wielder a wide range of techniques.
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