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** As for why it exists, it's probably an independent magazine. Those can be about some odd things that aren't seen in the mainstream. Hence the myriad of say, furry magazines or fat-themed ones. They aren't something you would see on a bookshelf of a store, but they exist. A "Fat Hag Monthly" would be unusual, but not utterly impossible. Alternately, it could just have an odd name that doesn't fully reflect the contents, or be a magic-themed book that uses the title ironically.
** Perhaps it covers how to STOP being a fat hag?
** [[Rhymes Onon a Dime|Grunty admits she's a big fat hog. What she really needs a nice hot bod(y)]].
*** [[Painful Rhyme|That's atrocious.]]
* What happened to Tooty? She kinda disappeared after Kazooie.
** She either [[Face Onon a Milk Carton|went missing]] or got [http://web.archive.org/web/20080512102457/http://rareware.com/extras/scribes/9may08/index.html arrested by the 'Rubbish Characters in Video Games' Police].
*** It's funny because you actually DO see her face on a milk carton in the second game. Although, it ''is'' in a trash can...
** My personal theory is that she went to live with her parents, who were upset about the whole "getting kidnapped by the neighbor" thing.
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**** I think her cloak's just open, exposing them. Either that or it's [[Rule of Cool|to freak people out]].
*** Part of her clothes rotted while she was [[And I Must Scream|buried underground alive for two years]] (her hat has also visibly deteriorated).
* In ''Banjo Tooie'', why can't Banjo use his claw swipe attack when he's by himself? Most of the other moves make sense in terms of whether you need to have both characters together or just a specific one in order to perform them, but the fact that Banjo can do nothing to defend himself before learning to use his backpack to hit people is ridiculous, considering that they left all the duo's other moves from ''[[Banjo -Kazooie]]'' intact. While I'm at it, why does he suddenly need Kazooie to roll in the sequel when he was perfectly capable of doing it without her help in the original?
** They changed the claw swipe for a ground version of Kazooie's peck attack in Tooie, specifically so Banjo couldn't use the move and thus need to learn the backpack attack. It was a lame attack anyway.
** He wishes he could keep those moves, but he cannot. [[Incredibly Lame Pun|He is bound by a pack]].
* Is Banjo his world's police officer?
** No, he is just a bear who happens to live in the same place as an evil witch.
** [[The Adventures of Sam and& Max: Freelance Police (Video Game)|Banjo-Kazooie, Freelance Police?]]
** Given that nothing happens in the world without Banjo's direct intervention, it can be surmised that Banjo is actually God, and his people give him Jiggies as sacrifices for his various wonders. Presumably, somewhere, there are a bunch of monkeys smirking because Banjo evolved bipedal locomotion for them and didn't even come back for the Jiggy afterwards; it could be argued that Grunty is human, but the differences between her and a trash compactor seem to be largely cosmetic.
*** Perhaps Banjo himself is not god, but Master Jiggywiggy is, and Banjo, Kazooie, and Mumbo are his other disciples (i.e. not the one who guards the door to the temple).