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* ''Synopsis'': Having alienated every available young woman within Gotham City limits, Batman is now stuck with the dilemma of finding a date for a charity gala to fend of rumors that his alter ego, Bruce Wayne, is gay. Feeling lonely and having absolutely nothing else on her social calendar, Wonder Woman volunteers to help him out. [[Hilarity Ensues]].

* ''Comments'': Though only three (very lengthy)chapters long and a dead fic, this is absolutely one of the funniest DCU fanfics this troper has ever read and well worth the read. Crowning Moments of Funny are abound, and include the various superheroes' reaction to [[Hot Amazon|Wonder Woman]] going out with [[Rich Idiot With No Day Job|that useless flop Bruce Wayne]], Alfred's shameless use of [[Hammerspace]], Bruce kicking the immortal stuffing out of two Amazon guards after Queen Hippolyta pays a visit to Wayne Manor to defend her daughter's honor, [[Proud Warrior Race Guy|Artemis]]'s [[Immodest Orgasm]] over Alfred's cookies, Martian Manhunter breaking up a psychic fight between Batman and Aquaman:

'''Martian Manhunter''': I don't know about you but SOMEONE IS TRYING TO EAT HERE. Either start shouting like humans or beat each other up like superheroes! }}

** [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/216028/1/ There is a separate fourth chapter] by the same author.