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Guy dressed like a bat<br />[[Memetic Badass|Kicks an awful lot of ass]]<br />[[Batman Can Breathe in Space|And can breathe in space]]

 

You dense? Retarded?<br />He is the goddamn Batman!<br />[[Batman Gambit|And he has a plan]].

 

Na na na na na<br />Na na na na na na na<br />Na na na Batman!

 

[[Memetic Badass|Can beat]] anyone<br />[[Crazy Prepared|and always has Kryptonite.]]<br />[[Parental Abandonment|HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!]]

 

Burton or Nolan?<br />[[The Dark Knight|Five hundred million dollars]]<br />Suggests the latter.

 

[[Informed Loner|Batman is a loner]]<br />Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian<br />Prove that adage wrong

 

 

Fateful cinema.<br />Crime Alley. Fallen parents.<br />One mission, Batman.

 

[[Ur Example|The]] [[Guile Hero|Goddamn]] [[Badass Normal|Batman]],<br />[[Fountain of Memes|Why]] [[The Comically Serious|is he]] [[The Stoic|so serious?]]<br />[[Orphan's Ordeal|His parents are dead!]]

 

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