Betsy the Vampire Queen: Difference between revisions

''Betsy the Vampire Queen'', properly known as the ''Undead'' series, is a [[Paranormal Romance]] book series by MaryJanice Davidson about Betsy Taylor. Betsy loses her job and is killed in the same day (her 30th birthday), but awakes undead in a funeral home. After attempting multiple times to kill herself, Betsy realizes that she is a vampire — not only a vampire, but queen of the vampires.

 

 

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* [[A Chat with Satan]]: Betsy regularly has these. Satan apparently resembles Lena Olin.

* [[All Women Love Shoes]]: Betsy isn't all women but she's neurotically obsessed with them.

* [[Future Me Scares Me]]: Future Betsy is mighty scary indeed in ''Undead and Unfinished''.

* [[Gender Blender Name]]: Betsy throws Sinclair's opera CD's from his car in revenge. Leading to (paraphrased):

* [[Genius Ditz]]: Betsy at vampiredom.

* [[Ghostly Goals]]: The Queen of the Vampires can see the dead. They want stuff done.

* [[Good People Have Good Sex]]: Sinclair and Betsy, though that may be "Vampires have good sex."

* [[The Grovel]]: When Betsy turns temporarily evil in ''Undead and Unappreciated'', she attacks her friends. Afterward she tries to grovel but she gets sidetracked into an argument over how much of the possession was her fault.

* [[Handsome Lech]]: Sinclair pre-Betsy.

* [[Hellfire]]: Laura is capable of generating this.